On the Jungle Tour, a friend of mine would shoot at the hippo and then say, "Stop, LAPD!" That eventually got him fired when a LAPD officer complained.

Maybe he was trying to get the glasses to bounce from his passenger side floor pan into reaching distance without taking off his seatbelt. I once tried using the cord from my phone recharger, but hitting the car in front of me would have worked much better.

This conversation is getting way out of hand and it is upsetting me. I need to take a moment to pray to the Invisible Pink Unicorn.

I keep some of this in a little box where my cat lives. I wonder how that cat's doing?

My favorite: "Butter? I don't even KNOW her! Ahahahaha!"

I wonder how hard it is to stick Gummy Bears to the ceiling.

I am offended that Pastafarianism is being called a parody! We might as well call all religions parodies in that case!

this ignoramus, I mock all imaginary beliefs equally. The Pastafarians do have a point about the pirate/global warming thing though.

*puts on his pirate hat*

*waits for flying yogi reference*

There are exceptions to every rule. Unfortunately, when trying to define a rule, you try not to cite the exception as your proof. Time for my tiny violin lessons.

I bet they have cold feet. *ducks*

At 45 Euro each, maybe just use some palettes?