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CapnMarrrrk
Website: http://amplattner.com/ntm
Bio: Dude at large in a small city. More to come
Teens desecrate grave to make pot pipe from skull
May 9, 2008 2:43pm
Children's book about plastic surgery
April 16, 2008 10:07am
I shall add it to my bookself titles:
Mommy Stayed in Bed This Morning
http://lifecenter.ric.org/content/1785/index.html?topic=3&subtopic=160
Heather has Two Mommies
http://www.amazon.com/Heather-Has-Two-Mommies-Anniversary/dp/1555835430
I'm not denigrating these two books, but the titles amuse me.
Perhaps the next book in the series is Mommy Needs a Sugar Daddy
Mind-bending music visualizations
April 9, 2008 10:06am
tbg has pulled the magnetosphere installer, so no download for me.
Gogol Bordello's punk gypsy
April 5, 2008 3:29pm
I feel compelled to mention Gogol Bordello's buddies the Balkan Beat Box.
Discworld "Luggage" prop on eBay for Alzheimer's
March 15, 2008 12:47pm
You know, there are very few "famous" people I love or feel affinity for, but I have to say I love Terry Pratchett and wish him all the best.
He is indeed the Anthophila's synovial joints.
Infrared LEDs make you invisible to CCTV cameras
February 20, 2008 2:18pm
I suppose I should just stick to the Guy Fawkes mask.
What does a sonic blaster ("less-lethal" audio weapon) feel like?
February 13, 2008 9:27am
Would earplugs or shooter's ear protection help?
Taxonomy of regional pizza styles
January 25, 2008 8:35am
I'm ashamed by my local pie. So many swear by it, but I'm a local who thinks it crap.
"It's flatter than a pancake, it's square, and there's not a hint of mozzarella about it. What's something described like that doing on a pizza blog?
It's a piece of Imo's Pizza, the epitome of St. Louis–style pie. This idiosyncratic rendition is characterized by an extremely thin crust with no raised edge, the pie itself roughly cut into 3-inch squares—or as closely as you can get when starting with something round—and the use of Provel* cheese. Detractors, who include most non-native St. Louisans, describe it as Cheez Whiz on a cracker."
* Provel, like American processed cheese, is not legally labeled as simply cheese because it does not meet the moisture content requirements that the FDA holds for a food to be considered cheese.[citation needed] Provel is instead a Pasteurized process cheese.
Japanese coffee brewing maching
January 24, 2008 12:16pm
Coffee porn...*shivers
I'm still wanting to try those expensive civet crapped beans.
Torture Couture
January 22, 2008 3:00pm
I'm sure banana hammocks will bring something to the public dialo...oh crap Heath Ledger is dead!
Beet juice prevents icy streets
January 21, 2008 11:59am
Beets is good eats. It makes your urine pink/red and when mixed with asparagus is body modification at it's finest.
From Tom Robbins:
THE BILL
For Darrell Bob Houston
THE BEET IS THE MOST INTENSE of vegetables. The onion has as many pages as 'War and Peace', every one of which is poignant enough to make a strong man weep, but the various ivory parchments of the onion and the stinging green bookmark of the onion are quickly charred by belly juices and bowel bacteria. Only the beet departs the body the same color is it went in.
Beet consumed at dinner will, come morning, stock a toilet bowl with crimson fish, their hue attesting to the beets chromatic immunity to the powerful digestive acids and thoroughgoing microbes that can turn the reddest pimento, the orangest carrot, the yellowest squash into a single disgusting shade of brown.
At birth we are red-faced, round intense, pure. The crimson fire of universal consciousness burns in us. Gradually, however, we are devoured by parents, gulped by schools, chewed up by peers, swallowed by social institutions, wolfed by bad habits, and gnawed by age; and by the time we have been digested, cow style, in those six stomachs, we emerge a single disgusting shade of brown.
The lesson of the beet, then, is this: Hold on to your divine blush, your innate rosy magic, or end up brown. Once you're brown, you'll find that you're blue. As blue as indigo. And you know what that means:
Indigo.
Indigoing.
Indigone.
Tom Cruise's Scientology video -- and Gawker's legal battle to host it
January 17, 2008 5:13am
better synched videos (all 6 parts) can be found here: http://www.youtube.com/Nomoresci
"Our crusade against the eradication of psychiatry..." LRon H. Christ man! That's crazy talk
Pimpstar animated wheels -- "a huge leap forward in the evolution of the wheel"
January 7, 2008 7:40pm
Hey baby, I'll be back to pick you up later!
It's a visual Mr. Microphone.
Blackwater wishes you a very mercenary Christmas
December 28, 2007 10:33am
Jesus bless The Steel Jacketed Round of Antioch.
*Pukes
Orangina's furry TV commercial
December 27, 2007 6:37pm
I have to blame the Internet for perving up anthropomorphic animals.
Still though, it's quite a lush commercial.
If anything remotely resembling the creativity that went into this ad showed on American TV I'd reconsider the the jump button on my DVR.
Terry Pratchett has rare, early-onset Alzheimer's
December 12, 2007 12:25pm
Crappy crap crap! I just received The Science of Discworld III: Darwin's Watch and I look forward to reading that and Making Money.
I wish him all the best. Hang in there baby, take a nice injection of sweet, sweet stem cells.
Steven Brust is sick too? Shit! I have to look into that donation page.
Western Digital network drives crippled -- no serving any multimedia files
December 6, 2007 11:49am
Stupid Question, but can't you just reformat the drive and use your own networking apps?
Mistresses of GW Bush pinup calendar highlights the special interests behind the President
November 22, 2007 10:23pm
It combines two of my pleaures: Lovely burlesque models and Presidential Loathing.
Color me there!
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Skull & Bones Yale has the skeleton of Geronimo, and who knows what they do with that thing.