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Website: http://amplattner.com/ntm

Bio: Dude at large in a small city. More to come

Teens desecrate grave to make pot pipe from skull

May 9, 2008 2:43pm

Big Deal...

Skull & Bones Yale has the skeleton of Geronimo, and who knows what they do with that thing.

Children's book about plastic surgery

April 16, 2008 10:07am

I shall add it to my bookself titles:

Mommy Stayed in Bed This Morning
http://lifecenter.ric.org/content/1785/index.html?topic=3&subtopic=160

Heather has Two Mommies
http://www.amazon.com/Heather-Has-Two-Mommies-Anniversary/dp/1555835430

I'm not denigrating these two books, but the titles amuse me.

Perhaps the next book in the series is Mommy Needs a Sugar Daddy

Mind-bending music visualizations

April 9, 2008 10:06am

tbg has pulled the magnetosphere installer, so no download for me.

Crazy kids fashion photo from 1928

April 8, 2008 2:20pm

Mr Burns knows what it's like to be Hep.

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/6361/bbbreardonks0.png"

Gogol Bordello's punk gypsy

April 5, 2008 3:29pm

I feel compelled to mention Gogol Bordello's buddies the Balkan Beat Box.

Discworld "Luggage" prop on eBay for Alzheimer's

March 15, 2008 12:47pm

You know, there are very few "famous" people I love or feel affinity for, but I have to say I love Terry Pratchett and wish him all the best.

He is indeed the Anthophila's synovial joints.

Infrared LEDs make you invisible to CCTV cameras

February 20, 2008 2:18pm

I suppose I should just stick to the Guy Fawkes mask.

What does a sonic blaster ("less-lethal" audio weapon) feel like?

February 13, 2008 9:27am

Would earplugs or shooter's ear protection help?

Taxonomy of regional pizza styles

January 25, 2008 8:35am

I'm ashamed by my local pie. So many swear by it, but I'm a local who thinks it crap.

"It's flatter than a pancake, it's square, and there's not a hint of mozzarella about it. What's something described like that doing on a pizza blog?

It's a piece of Imo's Pizza, the epitome of St. Louis–style pie. This idiosyncratic rendition is characterized by an extremely thin crust with no raised edge, the pie itself roughly cut into 3-inch squares—or as closely as you can get when starting with something round—and the use of Provel* cheese. Detractors, who include most non-native St. Louisans, describe it as Cheez Whiz on a cracker."

* Provel, like American processed cheese, is not legally labeled as simply cheese because it does not meet the moisture content requirements that the FDA holds for a food to be considered cheese.[citation needed] Provel is instead a Pasteurized process cheese.

Mysterious, doughy, unknown blob clogs sewer

January 24, 2008 3:19pm

Beware of Flukeman!

Japanese coffee brewing maching

January 24, 2008 12:16pm

Coffee porn...*shivers

I'm still wanting to try those expensive civet crapped beans.

Torture Couture

January 22, 2008 3:00pm

I'm sure banana hammocks will bring something to the public dialo...oh crap Heath Ledger is dead!

Beet juice prevents icy streets

January 21, 2008 11:59am

Beets is good eats. It makes your urine pink/red and when mixed with asparagus is body modification at it's finest.

From Tom Robbins:
THE BILL

For Darrell Bob Houston

THE BEET IS THE MOST INTENSE of vegetables. The onion has as many pages as 'War and Peace', every one of which is poignant enough to make a strong man weep, but the various ivory parchments of the onion and the stinging green bookmark of the onion are quickly charred by belly juices and bowel bacteria. Only the beet departs the body the same color is it went in.

Beet consumed at dinner will, come morning, stock a toilet bowl with crimson fish, their hue attesting to the beets chromatic immunity to the powerful digestive acids and thoroughgoing microbes that can turn the reddest pimento, the orangest carrot, the yellowest squash into a single disgusting shade of brown.

At birth we are red-faced, round intense, pure. The crimson fire of universal consciousness burns in us. Gradually, however, we are devoured by parents, gulped by schools, chewed up by peers, swallowed by social institutions, wolfed by bad habits, and gnawed by age; and by the time we have been digested, cow style, in those six stomachs, we emerge a single disgusting shade of brown.

The lesson of the beet, then, is this: Hold on to your divine blush, your innate rosy magic, or end up brown. Once you're brown, you'll find that you're blue. As blue as indigo. And you know what that means:

Indigo.
Indigoing.
Indigone.

Tom Cruise's Scientology video -- and Gawker's legal battle to host it

January 17, 2008 5:13am

better synched videos (all 6 parts) can be found here: http://www.youtube.com/Nomoresci

"Our crusade against the eradication of psychiatry..." LRon H. Christ man! That's crazy talk

Pimpstar animated wheels -- "a huge leap forward in the evolution of the wheel"

January 7, 2008 7:40pm

Hey baby, I'll be back to pick you up later!

It's a visual Mr. Microphone.

Blackwater wishes you a very mercenary Christmas

December 28, 2007 10:33am

Jesus bless The Steel Jacketed Round of Antioch.

*Pukes

Orangina's furry TV commercial

December 27, 2007 6:37pm

I have to blame the Internet for perving up anthropomorphic animals.

Still though, it's quite a lush commercial.

If anything remotely resembling the creativity that went into this ad showed on American TV I'd reconsider the the jump button on my DVR.

Terry Pratchett has rare, early-onset Alzheimer's

December 12, 2007 12:25pm

Crappy crap crap! I just received The Science of Discworld III: Darwin's Watch and I look forward to reading that and Making Money.

I wish him all the best. Hang in there baby, take a nice injection of sweet, sweet stem cells.

Steven Brust is sick too? Shit! I have to look into that donation page.

Western Digital network drives crippled -- no serving any multimedia files

December 6, 2007 11:49am

Stupid Question, but can't you just reformat the drive and use your own networking apps?

Mistresses of GW Bush pinup calendar highlights the special interests behind the President

November 22, 2007 10:23pm

It combines two of my pleaures: Lovely burlesque models and Presidential Loathing.

Color me there!

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