Do they think that enough of their base will be like, "Yeah, screw those D&D playing nerds! Damn right, McCain!" to make this a good strategy? How does this not alienate more people than it appeases?

And weren't people who felt like that already McCain supporters? Why the need to pander to them publicly?

If they got married, her name could become Shanara Shanahan.

Dude! That girl has three hands! Too weird!

Wait, could that come in handy? (pun intended)

They could get him out with the claw, maybe?

How did he not have time to get away while the police were laughing at him?

For anyone who is interested, I saw this machine on display at the Woodcraft store in Eugene, Oregon a few weeks ago. It may still be there, as it looked like a rather permanent display.

Unfortunately, there were signs around the machine asking customers not to touch the machine, but it was still really cool to see up close. The craftsmanship really is unbelievable.

Santa, I got it. I was being a smart ass. The wording is a little misleading.

But then, shouldn't you know when I'm being naughty?

Umm...

"the first couple to ever receive their marriage license in the City of West Hollywood"

Unless the City of West Hollywood is brand-spanking new, I seriously doubt this is true.

"Order now and we'll throw in the Holy Ghost, ABSOLUTELY FREE!! This handy-dandy visitor from the spirit world will make short work of your household chores! Wash dishes with a helping hand from the third incarnation of the Holy Trinity! ORDER NOW!!"

Steampunk?

So, is the fashion industry out of ideas on what to make women self-conscious of?

Next up: Western women getting surgery to remove their eyelid crease!