My sternum is held together by wire, but I have not had to fly since my surgery. I did, however, set off a metal detector in a Federal court house. I showed my scar and was waved through. I wonder how I will be treated by the TSA.

This reminds me of the John Cleese quip to Kevin Klein in A Fish Called Wanda. 'Are you totally de-ranged?'

I am really hoping that this is some sort of medical school prank. Maybe the left foot was from a one-legged victim and the prankster/serial killer had no other choice.

Bingo! A Freegan is never going to be on a flight...unless planes now pick up hitchhikers on the runway.

Sure,I live in Houston we JUST had to have special ants. We are working on the man-eaters as we speak. They are a hybrid of fire ants and hyenas. We call them bonecracker ants.