For me, the scariest part is that I went to parochial grammar school with this guy. I didn't realize it was him until a friend pointed it out. You never know where people will go with their lives...

Once found a bat (!!) in the potty at college. Waaaaay early in the morning, so had to look twice to make sure that's what it was. Called security people ('cause no one else was around), and they solved it. By flushing. Must've been a small bat, huh?