No, the cliff's back there, bud. At this point most of us would be happy to find the ripcord.

See, here's the cop's mistake:

According to what one of the elders said, taking an enemy on the battlefield is like a hawk taking a bird. Even though it enters into the midst of a thousand of them, it gives no attention to any bird other than the one that it has first marked.

Funny how, if it were a hack, it would be so cool, but since it's not, it's so fucking wack. It's not just a little less cool, but the opposite of cool. Well played, skullphone. Jesus.

Unless that's just some black belt-level spinning from Clear Channel, in which case you both win!

@#11

A friend of mine donated his to a children's hospital, after he assured them he'd removed all the "mature readers" titles. If you care about preserving their condition or value, this isn't the way to go, obviously. But if you want them to bring joy to someone's life, you could scarcely do better, I think.

IMHO, it's not the tender age of Watchmen that makes it a weird exemplar for the bitchin'-ness of the donation, it's the fact that a "complete run" of Watchmen is only TWELVE issues. Wow. Complete run of Action Comics, or Detective Comics? Yeah, that's something to brag about.