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Website: http://www.catsignal.com

Bio: I'm a freelance editor and writer living in the wilds of northeastern KS.

Teen discovers bat hiding in her bra

July 8, 2008 9:36pm

This is sort of amusing, but things could have turned out badly.

Perhaps the garment industry needs to come up with a way to alert would-be wearers to the presence of bats. Perhaps some sort of signal...

Funeral tunes

July 3, 2008 8:07pm

I want Russell Watson's version of "Faith of the Heart" at my memorial service (y'know, from "Enterprise"). The one they used the first two seasons, not the lively one that kinda sucked.

My mom sings at a lot of funerals; she did "My Way" at one fellow's and it was considered so appropriate for the deceased that she was asked to do it again later in the service.

Shelby County, TN Sheriff: watch out for photographers and radical greens, they might be terrorists

April 29, 2008 7:29pm

#42 -- Fbrusca, I live not too far from Wathena, KS, (not far enough) and I can tell you we have nothing going on in this part of the nation. We don't even have interesting vocal inflections to our credit. So we feel very left out of the whole terrorism thing and get a little touchy when someone notes there's nothing here worth destroying. At least, not that anyone would really miss.

That and the ready availability of doughnuts sometimes makes for some very bored, very obese (and to start with very stupid) cops with very nasty attitudes. And the majestic authority of the law to back up their temper tantrums. As you discovered.

Ayahuasca church spreads into UK

April 16, 2008 5:48pm

Is it just me or does he look a powerful heap like Jed Clampett?

200 students and other teens celebrate end of school term with outdoor orgy

March 27, 2008 4:41pm

Oh, to be in England in the spring...

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