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Bio: I'm hungry. Do I really have to write a bio now?

Terrible new Brazilian Internet law proposal will criminalize brazillions of people

July 4, 2008 12:17pm

How much is a Brazillion?

Homophobic news site changes athlete Tyson Gay to Tyson Homosexual

June 30, 2008 11:25am

"Does this mean historical references will be changed to the Enola Homosexual?"

More proof that gays invented the atom bomb.

Jack Black Beard Lube

June 29, 2008 12:59pm

Beard Lube, for people with beard fetishes?

Devo sues McDonalds

June 29, 2008 11:43am

"I'm pretty sure that Mark Mothersbaugh has done music for McD
TV commercials in the past."

Yeah, Klasky Csupo did a couple of straight-to-video cartoons for McDonald's called "The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald". Mark and Bob Mothersbaugh did the music for it.

Rocket stoves use twigs to cook food quickly, efficiently

June 27, 2008 11:38am

Now I can finally put my fagots to use.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/fagot

Make your 360 quieter, cooler, four times the size

June 24, 2008 3:43pm

I would much rather buy the 'Jasper' Xbox when it comes out in the same month.

Adolf Hitler, Disney fan-artist

February 23, 2008 5:50pm

Well, that proves it, Disney is evil.

Infrared LEDs make you invisible to CCTV cameras

February 22, 2008 6:43pm

Well, according to #51, looks like it's back to Guy Fawkes masks.

Infrared LEDs make you invisible to CCTV cameras

February 22, 2008 6:38pm

Oooh! Imagine, CCCTV defeating throwies!

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