what a horrible ugly idea.

i don't even have the energy to care enough to read that stupid, scrolling letters, hurting my eyes piece of shit.

@#5 nah, it's definitely hideous. doesn't mean i don't think its cool.

needs an excessive amount of thick rose colored candles.

dig the bible-mousepad.

ooh, this would be great after shaving my balls and then in between my ass cheeks.

Fuck. Rest in Peace motherfucker.

this would be a sweet table to snort coke off of.

Ford is all like,: "We are gonna destroy, these fucking, opportunistic-theist bastards!"

upon reading the boingboing post, God is at his computer, and he is all like: "Jesus, get off your lazy ass and save that car dealership!"

Jesus gets in his Ford Fiesta and drives to Cali.

Jesus uses magic. and travels in time. and convinces Ford not to revoke the dealership.

then the people of Mojave, California are all like: "hallelujah, it done be a miracles! Jesus, he done saved our Kiefe and Sons Ford dealership! and then Jesus is all like: "Have you a driven a Ford lately?". Jesus smiles, and winks into the camera.

i wanna hide dead bodies in it.

damn, i thought my dog was dumb.

@#8Kibble nah, i'll tell you what dogs think: if I can't eat it, can't fuck it; piss on it.

damn, this is a disappointment.

+1

SCIENTOLOGY IS A CULT!

It looks like Wilford Brimley.