This reminds me of the fake announcements that were made in London's Heathrow Airport (I think), when the announcer used made-up passenger names that sounded like swear words and so on. I wish I could remember the details.

...tastes pretty good when sprinkled on fish and chips too!

Don't let Erich von Däniken know about this!

So, who has the honour of being pounded the most (the "e" key)

The sex with a pavement conviction was not as lunatic as it sounds - the pavement was non-consenting, you see.

And of course you could add this one:

"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers."

Thomas Watson Senior, Chairman of IBM, 1943

How are they all going to bury themselves, assuming that they will not have an "outside" accomplice to do the burying since that would be an act of murder, or assisted suicide at the least?

So, would this be a spirrell or a squider?