This guy obviously does not travel much outside of the provincial American comfort zones of the world. Didn't everyone get over pics like these in the 80s--or at least, the 90s??

Not to insinuate that everyone has the money to travel exotically, but seriously--this is the typical American cubicle-tool that is making it more and more dangerous for the sophisticated, cutting-edge US travelers to roam the world without being pigeonholed into the scaredy-cat-hick stereotype!

Guys like this should spend less $$ on sneakers and hoodies and more on traveling around the globe. He probably gets scared walking around NYC!