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Strange singing wires lash downtown city square

July 15, 2008 2:16pm

Yes, yes it would be. I must have been distracted by shiny laptops...

Strange singing wires lash downtown city square

July 15, 2008 1:03pm

Very cool to be covering the Big Bots. I hope you will take a look at the humorous lawn mowing robot at Phipps (I won't spoil it here). Also maybe you can find the one outside the library in Oakland because I couldn't.

ReadyBot cleans kitchens to swank 50s soundtrack

July 15, 2008 8:09am

Just what I need! A kitchen Dalek to exterminate dirty dishes.

HP Voodoo Envy packaged like luxury chocolates

July 10, 2008 12:53pm

What's cool about this is that the packaging doesn't seem to be all that excessive either. Instead of a disposable cushioning wrapper you get a reusable slip cover. The box looks like something I'd hold on to as well; much nicer than the corrugated cardboard you get with other computers even if it's shipped in another box.

Rube Goldberg cocktail-mixing machine

July 10, 2008 5:52am

There is something unreal about the cucumber slice.

Magnetic Movie

July 9, 2008 9:22am

@1 No shit.

iWood cases coming for iPhone 3G at the end of the month

July 9, 2008 8:06am

mmmm... Digital smegma... such an accurate description.

iPhone 3G reviews in. Verdicts: praise, but nothing we weren't expecting

July 9, 2008 7:05am

Not a big enough antenna? This makes zero sense. Handheld GPS receivers are not much bigger than the iPhone and get turn by turn directions.

George Lucas and JJ Abrams, gloriously photoshopped.

July 9, 2008 6:26am

4. He is the photographer. "Joi Ito points to this fan-remix of a photo he once took" (emphasis mine)

One reason why Apple won't radically redesign the MacBook Pro

July 7, 2008 5:27pm

Also known as the Ghetto Eagle... A name that also works for the Lawrenceville Giant Eagle which I will only shop at for the bare essentials despite the fact that the Waterworks Giant Eagle is more than twice as far away. I'm not sure what the store smells like but it smells like something I don't want to eat.

One reason why Apple won't radically redesign the MacBook Pro

July 7, 2008 10:05am

Looks to be the North Side Giant Eagle

Obama bumper stickers for every state

July 3, 2008 8:32am

There are some good ones there, but most are fairly lame. Playing off state slogans is a good idea but most of them don't do that.

Californian drivers, put your phones down

July 1, 2008 7:02am

@1 You use a hands-free headset like a responsable adult.

Make your 360 quieter, cooler, four times the size

June 24, 2008 9:11pm

@1
I wouldn't worry about it. Just call the 800 number and explain the situation. You should still be covered for the flaw.

Long-tongued people

June 22, 2008 7:56pm

Insert sexual innuendo *here*

Locus Award winners announced -- After the Siege is best novella 2008!

June 22, 2008 7:39am

@7

Quantum Mechanics. It's not gee-whiz lasers and robots but divergent realities and parallel universes are firmly grounded in scientific theory.

Lenovo X200 shots leaked

June 19, 2008 6:01am

That wonder nipple calls to me. It's by far my favorite mobile input device. My latest laptop only has a trackpad and I really miss the precision of the mini-joystick. Plus it was much easier to position my hands for World of Warcraft.

Associated Press expects you to pay to license 5-word quotations (and reserves the right to terminate your license)

June 17, 2008 5:37am

This whole idea basically breaks scholarly works. The idea that they can revoke the license if they don't like what's done with it is absurd.

I supopose the way around it is to find out what AP member paper your author writes for and go straight to him or her for premission. That is unless AP holds all redistobution rights, which is probably true.

Bierstick will make you beer sick

June 11, 2008 1:05pm

If you have to drink it fast, you probably shouldn't drink it at all.

Grand Theft Auto IV thoughts

May 30, 2008 10:19am

#3

Max Payne 2 was only publised by RockStar. It was developed by Remedy Entertainment.

Associated Press reviews Sony's Rolly. Verdict: It Sucks Eggs.

May 29, 2008 5:41pm

More proof that if Blu-Ray had faled Sony would be screwed.

Help us identify mysterious joystick shaft

May 28, 2008 9:20am

You live across the Allegheny River from me. Well, across the river and downstream a bit. I agree that Shadyside is too expensive. Same thing with Southside Flats.

You can't be too far away from the vacant house that mysteriously blew up some months ago.

Help us identify mysterious joystick shaft

May 28, 2008 8:41am

Can't help you with the stick, but I'm curious as to what neighborhood in this fine city you live. From the tiny description I'm wanting to say Shadyside, but I could be way off.

Old filmstrip: "Bicycle Safety"

May 27, 2008 10:42am

Doesn't seem like a real filmstrip without the advance the film beeps.

Hitler plans Burning Man

May 21, 2008 9:31am

I didn't think it would be funny. Then I remembered how much I enjoy Mr. Hilter. Anway I found this to be nearly as funny.

GRADED: The Worst '10 Worst Consoles' List of All Time

May 21, 2008 6:45am

#17 The original author had nothing to support the inclusion of the Wii on the list. He treats the Nintendo franchises (Mario & Zelda) with reverence in previous entries and then says that Nintendo is doing the "same old shit". Also apparently we are being fed "trite". I wonder what that tastes like...

Generally speaking, sales are a good way to determine the success of a console. Since the Wii continues to sell like crazy it's very hard to call it the "worst console of all time".

Amstrad GX4000 returns to haunt list of failed consoles

May 20, 2008 10:15am

The SNES came with Super Mario World, not Super Mario Land, and the 32x was an expansion rather than a full fledged console. The Wii is at #1 just to bring in page views. The whole thing stinks.

Nanosoccer at RoboCup Open this weekend

May 20, 2008 9:46am

The RoboCup US Open will not be hapening at CMU but at the Carnegie Science Center on the North Shore.

Amnesty UK's videos on China's human rights record and the Olympics

May 5, 2008 5:59am

I don't want to sound like a total asshole, but the window to protest the Beijing Olympics has pretty much passed. Maybe they should have made a bigger stink when the IOC was evaluating host cities.

The Harmonium plots sine waves with European style

May 2, 2008 2:22pm

When I think harmonium I think reed organ...

Imperial pint glasses declare European conformity

May 2, 2008 1:57pm

@ACB: It's 473ml (roughly). Shame bad beer is a universal constant, still Stella is far from the worst.

Leet Lord's Prayer

April 24, 2008 9:19am

@13

I know exactly where you are coming from and I'd argue that while this is indeed a more accurate representation of oldschool leetspeak it still goes a little too far. At least the people I remember on BBSs (dude, its plural not possessive) and IRC wouldn't go so far as to spell out every single word in such a manner. Just the ones they thought could throw up flags to the sysop or perhaps Echelon (yes, they were often that full of themselves).

MSI Wind blows west with yet another low-end subnotebook

April 21, 2008 2:00pm

There is largely nothing wrong with Windows Mobile and I wish there were more devices that run it.

Coway's sonic dish-cleaning wand

April 16, 2008 8:07am

Thanks for that image. Now I have to go do the dishes...

Large Hardon Collider

April 1, 2008 8:05am

On occasion I have mis-parsed hadron as hardon. This post has made my day.

US customs bar fashionista druggie writer for "moral turpitude"

March 21, 2008 8:37am

#9 If you rtfa you will see that he was traveling under the visa waiver program and could be denied entry if he was convicted of a felony or addicted to narcotics. So, yes there is a list of reasons for which a traveler can be denied entry. The fear here is that he is statistically likely to commit a crime while in the US so they don't want to let him in without doing a deeper background check via the visa application process.

The scary thing here is how people don't look any further than a slightly skewed writeup on Boing Boing. The link to the CNN story is right there and it's not a very long read.

Cyborg Moths Will Soon Watch You Pee

March 19, 2008 9:38am

Time to get cracking on Project: Giant Light-Bulb.

"Audeo" Neck Band for Sub-Vocal Communication

March 13, 2008 7:11am

For some reason I find it ammusing that the device as it is now resmbles a 17th century neck stock.

Three Seasons in One Google Map

March 13, 2008 6:19am

This is the kind of stuff I love finding in Google Maps. But then again I like trying to date their sat photos based on construction projects.

Sweet Black Jesus I Have Unboxed a Heineken BeerTender

March 5, 2008 6:13am

#17 Plenty of good beer comes in pressurized kegs... Like just about every draught beer that isn't in a cask.

HotPlug: transport a PC without powering it down (and letting drive crypto kick in)

February 22, 2008 6:33am

I know it's the easiest way to show a computer running, but am I the only one who finds it weird that they kept showing the monitor to prove that the power was still on? It made sense in the first video where they use a power strip, but in all of the other segments they are providing power to a single outlet.

Eames molded plywood leg splints

February 20, 2008 7:07am

The paths for those images are all wrong.

Four more podcasts I like

February 14, 2008 7:39am

I'm going to have to second (or third) RadioLab. I heard about it some time ago while listening to This American Life and have never looked back.

GOOD's guide to secret societies

June 20, 2008 12:26pm

Video: Amazing NERF office war

June 20, 2008 6:21am

Bicycles, all you need to know

May 12, 2008 1:06pm

Latte-froth printer

April 19, 2008 4:34am

Celebrity robot tee

April 18, 2008 7:04am

The OS X Error That Should Not Be

April 4, 2008 3:31am

Large Hardon Collider

March 31, 2008 11:26pm

Home DNA paternity test

March 25, 2008 10:17am

Three Seasons in One Google Map

March 12, 2008 2:46pm

Belt buckle with integrated toolkit

February 25, 2008 6:26am

Four more podcasts I like

February 13, 2008 11:41am

Leaked LEGO Castle Chess Set

February 5, 2008 8:33am

Antique anti-masturbation device

January 31, 2008 9:24am

Five favorite podcasts

March 22, 2007 3:38pm