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Gigantic horrifying hotdog -- 3.5lbs -- is free if you eat it in 4 minutes

August 7, 2008 2:52am

Right, and if you don't eat in in 4 minutes you're going to pay for it thus spending the money which should have been used for saving your life of some weird gastrointestinal condition, such as clogged oesophagus or ruptured stomach (luckily, those are just fictional, probably).

Interesting.

"Psychic" spoon-bender Uri Geller pwned by EFF

August 5, 2008 8:14am

I wonder who is the Psychic here. If Uri really is a psychic, he should have seen the EFF coming down the road. But he didn't. Which is more than spectacular.

Thanks EFF!

Space toilets

June 2, 2008 10:15am

I am still amazed as to how people still get excited on space toilets. Also, one of the best questions of all time arrive from here: "How do we go to the bathroom in space?"

NASA, or the Russian SA, or ESA, or all of the SAs there should really put out a few public free-to-use space toilets so that people can know what it feels like to put your, well, wongle in a tube of some sort and urinate, or put a "suction" thing over her's peeing gadget and see how it feels. :) And for the love of god, to feel how your buttocks are being slightly pulled downward from constant vacuum when doing the II.

-- Yeah, it would be nice for an experience.

Spanish fan-translation of Scroogled

October 11, 2007 6:37am

Thanks for Posting my photo!

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