Re "squirt the pheromonal..." - um, thanks for that.

Violet has her own blog which is easy to find, so I have a hard time getting worked up about this.

The Rail Runner looks cool, but someone has to say it: NEVER use this on an active railroad! No train will be able to stop in time, if the engineer even sees you.

Real or fake, their website is pretty hideous, and severely overdesigned.