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• Commented on Two-time turd-spelunker caught peering up from the bottom of pit latrines again
  If he was caught twice, how many times did he get away with it?! Some people just gravitate to the polar opposite of the socially acceptable, i.e. guys wearing earrings, eye liner, painting their nails, girls with massive tatoos, and...
• Commented on Robot negotiates with mentally ill man who threatened White House (UPDATED)
  I know it well. I've designed a lot EOD (explosive ordinance disposal)vehicles that carry one, and the robot often costs more than the truck! It has a lot of available options. Calling the machine gun a 'disruptor' cracks me up....
• Commented on Manson follower Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme released from prison today
  Too bad Squeeker didn't get out ten years ago. She could have taken some pot shots at Dubya. People in prison have TV's and internet. If anything surprises her, it's how Spanish is becoming our primary language....
• Commented on Brain cupcakes
  Well, if there's any troof to the old saying "You are what you eat", it makes more sense than eating broccoli....
• Commented on Periodic Table sweater
  A dear friend of ours used to knit a lot- sweaters, quilts, throw pillows, even peter heaters. I had her make me a custom pair of slippers that look like alligators- they even had flaps on top that looked like...
• Commented on Road-trip guided by coin-tosses and D4 rolls
  Anon@#24: But- that has five sides (a four-sided pyramid also has a bottom). And with either four or five surfaces, you would never have a surface facing upward....
• Commented on Road-trip guided by coin-tosses and D4 rolls
  I'm still having trouble with the four-sided die. It is either a three-sided pyramid with a bottom surface (which wouldn't roll very well) or it's a cube that's missing two surfaces. For Anony@#1, I recommend you make a little spin-the-arrow...
• Commented on You're weird in at least ten ways
  I like Vidya108's theory that pubic hair is indicative of sexual maturity. Thank goodness that our species doesn't use the big, red swollen butt that some monkeys use to indicate fertility! Nosepicking? Basic grooming. The cat is on the couch...
• Commented on Terry Pratchett on the right to die
  I'm sorry if I got a little "heavy" there... I hadn't really wept over the loss of either of my beloved parents until I started writing it, then "Niagara Falls!", to quote Buster Poindexter (Ghost of Christmas Past). So I...
• Commented on Pranknet's Skype "phone assaults" detailed, head bully in charge lives with his mommy
  Confession: I pulled a nasty prank a few years ago: My boss was a real jerk. everyone hated him. He earned it. So day by day I watched the disk get smaller and smaller, until the size was just right....
• Commented on Terry Pratchett on the right to die
  Now on to Dad: He was seeing a chiropractor for several years for lower back pain. Finally the chiropractor told him to see an MD. Cancer. From the bottom up- way past treatment. He withered quickly, this big strong man...
• Commented on Terry Pratchett on the right to die
  If you're coping with a loved one with Alzheimer's, maybe you should read this. As my mother worsened, my sister couldn't cope any more, and he she finally agreed to let Mom come live here with Cat, Peter and I....
• Commented on Street-cons on probation in Naples work as free tour-guides
  "Eh! Youse wanna see where Bobby shot Joey? Got 'im right in da gazoombas! Right ova deh, behine Vinny's lube joint!"...
• Commented on Bees swarm under bike seat: the thrilling conclusion
  Maybe they've nurtured our species, Mr. Canuck, because, to them at least, we're so tasty!...
• Commented on Pranknet's Skype "phone assaults" detailed, head bully in charge lives with his mommy
  Why can't they just leave Shannon alone!?!?!...
• Commented on Blog about bad and odd taxidermy
  Gaucho, have a look at NoseHat's beaver. While I'm not a big fan of taxidermy, that's one fine looking rodent. Banana Dan got a pair of kittens (God knows why). He constantly pretended to be annoyed by them. He asked...
• Commented on What is the meaning of this unusual tombstone?
  "There's a lamia,Charlie,in my P.C and she aint no lady.She is constantly sabotaging my efforts to communicate.Yessiree,twern't tha mead twas thet nasty spook!" Wizzie, I think I see what's going on over there. Every time you hit comma or period,...
• Commented on Michelangelo's The Torment of St. Anthony
  Hey Wire Lizard, guess what? [What?] Monkey butt! Hah! Same shift, different century....
• Commented on Bike seat sports a beard of bees
  I love bees. Found one yesterday, on her back struggling to turn over. I righted her. She looked so tired as she staggered a little and fell over on her side. These gals work themselves to death, until their wings...
• Commented on What is the meaning of this unusual tombstone?
  Wizardo F. Plum, I am fascinated by your commentations! Your garbled explanations are incoherently amazing, but your utterly free-form usage of punctuation is simply astounding! Your lucubration makes so-called 'free spirits' seem like skeletons chained to a dungeon wall. This...
• Commented on Michelangelo's The Torment of St. Anthony
  Rich- go to a county fair and look at some of the works produced by kids. Some are quite amazing, especially the CGI graphics. I was sort of the darling of the art dept. in high school and college, but...
• Commented on Bike seat sports a beard of bees
  #37 asks "what kind of bike is that in the foreground?" Seems to be an electric bicycle. They've been cropping up a lot lately. Bees like a basket on their bicycles, but don't like the buzz of the electric motor-...
• Commented on John Waters on his friendship with Manson Family murderer Leslie Van Houten
  "...screws want easy, safe people to guard..." That, and when they're corrupt enough to smuggle in contraband, the drug cartel people are the ones they'll hook up with. The rapists and car thieves have little to offer....
• Commented on Pranknet's Skype "phone assaults" detailed, head bully in charge lives with his mommy
  Techno- I quite agree. Sometimes people need to sit and think about how they f'd up. I don't wish abuse on anyone, and certainly not anal rape. jail=ok. dropping the soap jokes=ok. anal rape / physical/emotional torment=not ok. Close enough....
• Commented on Michelangelo's The Torment of St. Anthony
  Granted, Anthony was having a pretty rough day, but he never sat in the DMV with my sister-in-law for hours. Even the protective halo wouldn't help much. d8^P...
• Commented on Bike seat sports a beard of bees
  When he was very young I told this story to my son. For reasons of his own, it's one of his favorites: A friend and I were goofing off in a field when we came upon a migrating bee swarm....
• Commented on Dinosaur creationist theme park seized by government
  Say Modus, I chanced to notice that you're mentioned in the Satanic Bible. Way to go! Your sphere of influence is greater than I estimated! When Satan had this park shut down, did you have a hand it that?...
• Commented on Pranknet's Skype "phone assaults" detailed, head bully in charge lives with his mommy
  Technoprayer: "...if you think i am ignorant of the truth about jailhouse etiquette, i'll only add that i also feel that the excessive and strategic caging of humans in this country IS turning them into animals..." I suspect that you...
• Commented on What is the meaning of this unusual tombstone?
  When confronted with something as confusing as this gravestone, maybe it's best we turn to the immortal words of Dr. Bronner: "Free speech is to mankind what air is to fire! Deny, delay, distort, ignore, suppress and in oblivion all...
• Commented on Pranknet's Skype "phone assaults" detailed, head bully in charge lives with his mommy
  Well done, Pixel. These very insecure people expect their peers to tell them how clever and funny they are, so when they're told what a jerk they are instead, they get despondent and hang trashbags over their windows. If I...