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• Commented on New black spot on Jupiter -- from comet, asteroid?
  This is probably a really silly question...but...where's the big red spot?...
• Commented on 13 year old kid reviews a 30 year old Sony Walkman
  It's funny to see that old tech can be as mystifying to some youths as new tech is to some seniors....
• Commented on Monster head kiddie car
  I think as a kid I would have been super happy to have this...but terrified to sleep with it in the same room....
• Commented on E309: Does <em>Beatles: Rock Band</em> have the most fantastically surreal game intro of all time?
  Oh sure, sign me in and make me look bad! :) And you put all those mistakes in my post too! Just kidding. That should read: "ever" on scooby doo...
• Commented on E309: Does <em>Beatles: Rock Band</em> have the most fantastically surreal game intro of all time?
  Bah, I can't sign in for some reason. Anyway... Absolutely stunning. I've never had any desire to play Rockband, but that opening did it for me. Also, I can't believe I'm saying this but, I don't think the Mamas and...
• Favorited One shot: Die Gute Fabrik's swamp-opera concept, <em>Mutatione</em> on Offworld
• Commented on One shot: Die Gute Fabrik's swamp-opera concept, <em>Mutatione</em>
  It reminds me of the cartoon "Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends" that used to run on the cartoon network. In fact it wouldn't be too much of a stretch to imagine this image as the main character Mac all grown...
• Commented on Cocaine found in Red Bull <font color="red">Cola</font>?
  The paranoid's question is of course: "How long before this testing did the coca cola company notice that Red Bull Cola sales were on the climb."...
• Commented on Hypercubes
  I'm just thinking: "If you gave that to your wife as an anniversary gift, and she not only got it, but loved it...BOY, did you marry the right woman for you!" :)...
• Commented on Flies make ants into zombies?
  Dang, I got here too late to make any of the Groening show overlord/man interferes with nature/ zombie references....
• Commented on Sure, Xbox 360 controller soap; But what is "Mountain Dew fragrance oil"?
  Just a guess, but I reckon it's probably Honeydew melon fragrance oil, cleverly re-named by a savvy seller....
• Commented on Now Slower With More Bugs stickers are good for organic produce, software boxes
  Bah, those bumble and leaf-cutter bees sold their rights to exclusivity fair and square....
• Commented on Spock dancing to The Jacksons: 1984 video
  Meh. He's no Lurch....
• Commented on Drew Friedman draws Schlitzie the Pin Head
  One of us! One of us! (The most unexpectedly frightening movie I've ever seen)...
• Commented on US customs officials think famous pianist's piano has funny smelling glue, so they destroy it
  Perhaps he was just angry when he went on stage. Then, as he played a piano that wasn't his, and perhaps didn't live up to his expectations for his instrument, he got angrier. Perhaps he seethed internally until half way...
• Commented on Science Question From a Toddler: Insect Sex
  I don't know why I read the whole post. I knew I was going to be oooked out by it. But I just kept reading...and reading. Even after the picture of the roaches sunbathing, I kept going. And there was...
• Commented on The Unusuals
  JFRANCE@13 Oh no no, I think you have a misconception of US content. If it shows a glimmer of originality or requires the viewer to think, it gets canceled. That's why you don't get to see it. But Hannah Montana...that's...
• Commented on What Poison Ivy Has Been Up To While You Weren't Paying Attention
  Don't worry, the fact that kids never go outside anymore makes this non-threat! There is, I believe, little chance your Wii avatar will be exposed to the tri-foil terror. ;)...
• Commented on Ted "Lurch" Cassidy performs "The Lurch"
  Sir, you have made my weekend. I am almost completely certain that I won't see anything that wonderful for the next two days! Cheers!...
• Commented on Time Travel Cheatsheat
  Wouldn't this info be much more useful printed on a towel. I mean, who carries a t-shirt with them everywhere they go....
• Commented on Evil Somali Pirates Attacked by Thousands of Dolphins (caveat: possibly totally bogus)
  So, not many druids in your RPG group then? ;) (puts on nerd gamer hat)...
• Commented on Telepathic advertising
  He is on to us gang! Release the alien hand!...
• Commented on LOL
  Shouldn't a loololol properly be called a loololplex?...
• Commented on Oregon Passes Bill "Too Gross to Talk About"
  @46 STEVE You yadda yadda yadda'd the good part. (Yeah it's a Seinfeld reference...but bukkake is so 80s)...
• Commented on Oregon Passes Bill "Too Gross to Talk About"
  Wait...If this law says "For the purpose of arousing or gratifying the sexual desire of the person or another person", doesn't that mean that doing it as a gang initiation would NOT be illegal? That is assuming that joining the...
• Commented on Hyoutan speakers
  @#10 Garr 40% alcohol would make it around 80 proof, about as strong as your average bottle of rum. Does it taste good mixed with coke? ;)...
• Commented on Power On Self Test: New Toy
  I don't know if it would be more or less disturbing with eyes....
• Commented on Biomimetic child will never leave you
  If the image creeps you out, just imagine what it would be like to have that thing think you're it's mommy. The high pitched whine of servo motors, creating a voice that calls out for you when you try to...
• Commented on Carpal Tunnel Syndrome exercises that really work
  @7 Takuan. If you need exercises to prepare for a hand to hand fight with a tiger...you have much bigger problems than carpal tunnel!...
• Commented on Giant orc statue on Blizzard's lawn
  Time to grab the miniatures paint. I always did like painting the big figures the best....