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Commented on Cocaine dealers hurt by recession
picked up a ball of yellow fish scale straight off the boat early this year for $140 a ball (Harrisburg, PA). Just a half G over the night, and not just my face, but the whole front of my body...
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Commented on Britain's secret plan for surviving a nuclear war
Mr. President, we must not allow a mineshaft gap!...
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Commented on Obama Shoes
The wiseguy who wears these letting all know he's a keen man of sharp political gumption should be forced to eat these suckers. In fact anyone who buys these is a sucker! Shame on the person who feels wearing these...
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Commented on Massachusetts wants to imprison people for 10 years if they take a nude photo of their over-60 spouse, even with spouse's consent
These dumkopfs are clearly encroaching Rule 34. This WILL not stand....
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Commented on Smoking Smarties candy
DEA Schedule 1 appointment of Smarties in 3...2...1......
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Commented on Zipper dress
Okay, gotta add my 2 grams from a skinny ass 22y/o dude's perspective. I'm about 150lbs, 5'10", and I am constantly asked "Why?", usually by women, and god forbid I can fit my lankiness into skintight's they haven't worn since...
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Commented on Gentleman in New Orleans Loses Chunk of Arm in Possible Zombie Attack
"When there's no more room Hell, the dead shall walk the earth." ... *racks AK-47* ... Let's get it on, motherfuckers!...
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Commented on Diane Rubio plays "Lulu's Back in Town" on ukulele
All the people are hatin' because they know they wouldn't be crafty enough to catch the digits of any of these cuties if they met them in "in real life" if you will. Butthurt much?...
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Commented on Legalizing Drugs: The Least Bad Answer
I read about the first half of the comments, but gotta throw my dime-bags worth into the mix (the drugs made me do it!). [Most] Drugs could be legalized and regulated in a stringent manner, taxed like a motherfucker, as...
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Commented on Misanthrope Jackalope plays "The Maker" on ukulele
I'm in the market for moar....
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Commented on Taco Town tacos, for real: fifteen starchy fried things all rolled into one
Curiously, what would you estimate the caloric intake from this? 30-40,000 calories?...
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Commented on Taco Town tacos, for real: fifteen starchy fried things all rolled into one
If you ever find yourself in the American west or in the western provinces of Mother Canada, make sure you don't order deep fried Rocky Mountain Oysters unless you're sober enough to realize you're eating Bull testicles, not that I...
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Commented on Apparatus for allowing your cat to agree to EULAs
What happens if I put a glass on top of the mousepad and pour 18y/o scotch in it, as _I_ technically never clicked anything, could the scotch be sued seeing it is of legal age? These are the questions that...
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Commented on Hedge-Fund Managers Bullish on MREs, Guns, Inflatable Lifeboats
I am afraid to say, no matter how civil the world would come in a post-apocalyptic event, I'd open hell up on a floatilla of hedge-funders if I ever saw it....
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Commented on Famed Malibu beach is <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">disappearing under rising sea</span> eroding
http://www.alltrends.nl/html/global_warming.html ^--Whole island nations are being swallowed: Kiribati is almost gone and Seychelles may disappear by the end of this century....
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Commented on Man who set up alternate email for White House dies in plane crash
Seeing that corruption corrupts absolutely, even if this is true, what difference does it make? Other than the lone-crazy-with-a-gun, what justice does any of these corrupt fuckers ever face?...
