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• Commented on Les Paul wows Alistair Cooke with tape recorder
  Well, Alastair, these go to five....
• Commented on Disney Netbook
  The smart discussion has to be between child and parent. Nothing else works....
• Commented on Fancy parking meters hacked
  Cool Hand Luke app!...
• Commented on "Snow Day," by Emma: 8-year-old girl rocks out massively.
  Hear those tiny feet coming up from behind Björk? Guess I can retire the Old Skull cassettes....
• Commented on Settlers of tiny Pacific island go nuts
  Wow, Detroit's lookin' better all the time....
• Commented on Jewelry that spells out its function, literally
  Ben Wa ... forget it....
• Commented on 2009 Gathering Of The Juggalos Infomercial
  If informercials go this way, I'll never get to leave the house....
• Commented on Keyboard Cat t-shirt
  I keep hearing "abacat"...
• Commented on Map shows Golden Gate Bridge marked by suicides
  West side of Marin tower is too windy...
• Commented on Ironing board doubles as a full-length mirror
  Funny, I always used the board more like a shelf....
• Commented on First-Person Shooter Disease
  Think of the children. It's only funny until it happens to you....
• Commented on Rice paddy crop art of the year
  I blame the wallabies...
• Commented on Man who walked into Burning Man fire loses lawsuit
  Inherit the Breaking Wind...
• Commented on People getting stuck on freshly tarred street
  Damn ACME trucks!...
• Commented on Museum of Forgotten Art Supplies
  @ y TheMadLibrarian Compugraphic EditWriter?...
• Commented on Ghosts reacting violently to holy water
  My cat acts the same when I hit her with the squirt gun...
• Commented on Homeless Guy Smashes Other Homeless Guy Upside Head With Skateboard During Quantum Physics Argument
  What color is sand?...
• Commented on More Nerd Merit Badges
  Does causing one hour photo leak over daycare center count?...
• Commented on Happy 35th Anniversary, 10-cent Beer Night
  Forwarded to Dad for response, as he travelled then: "It was about that time that I went to a cleveland Game ,there were less than 5,000 people in the stands..... the old stadium was the largest in baseball and could...
• Commented on Passive-aggressive umbrella-cops foil Tiananmen reportage
  Umbrella assasins with avian influenza....
• Commented on Chart showing policies that led to the econopocalypse
  Names and faces?...
• Commented on Flamed Cars
  Sheldon: I have flames on my car. I HAVE FLAMES ON MY CAR!...
• Commented on Netherlands runs out of criminals, has to shut prisons
  Future commercial against legalization, "That'll send jobs overseas"....
• Commented on Giant earthworms
  Shai-Hulud!...
• Commented on RunPee: when you should leave the movie and have a wee?
  Arcing to koyaanisqatsi...
• Commented on MIT's futuristic, networked bus stop design
  I still smell urine....
• Commented on Damien Hirst's giant replica of a kid's anatomy model
  I wouldn't stand in front of it too close. Those "parts" always seemed to fall out....
• Commented on Carb overload: Bread Bowl Pasta
  Edible lottery tickets...
• Commented on Was 1971 the best year to be born a geek?
  Goin with '64. Still have StarWars soundtrack on 8 track!...
• Commented on Flies make ants into zombies?
  Straight from the DARPA Projects list!...