MrJM

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• Commented on The return of BBTV: Boing Boing's former video acronym taken over by bedbugs
  Someone was paying attention when the "YouTube for Dummies" book said, "Be enthusiastic."...
• Commented on Makers audiobook - DRM free download
  @Cory: Upon further review, you still kick ass....
• Commented on Makers audiobook - DRM free download
  Makers audiobook "is not available for purchase right now" on Amazon.com. Why? From Amazon: We know this is frustrating, and apologize for the inconvenience. There are a number of reasons this might have happened: * It could be an audio...
• Commented on Cop gets 7-day paid vacation for Tasering child
  I can't believe the F.O.P. is allowing this injustice against a law enforcement officer to stand!...
• Commented on Rats in the urban ecology
  "Dog doo is the caviar of rats!"...
• Commented on Ancient cold-blooded goat had tiny brain and eyes
  Humans: 1, Reptile Goats: 0 USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!...
• Commented on BREAKING: Leaked UK government plan to create "Pirate Finder General" with power to appoint militias, create laws
  BEDEVERE: So, logically... MrJM: If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood. BEDEVERE: And therefore? MrJM: A Pirate!...
• Commented on Upscale horseback riding school was CIA torture site
  'Operation Horseshit' has been compromised. -- MrJM...
• Commented on $50k novel advance == "almost qualify for foodstamps"
  "I'm losing money with every novel I write! "Well how do you make a living?" "Volume, son! Volume!" -- MrJM...
• Commented on Homophobic murder in Puerto Rico. Cop: "he deserved it" for his lifestyle
  Immigrant goes to America, Many hellos in America! Nobody knows in America Puerto Rico's in America! -- MrJM...
• Commented on <s>Live-action</s> CGI version of Smurfs in the works?
  Antinous, Waaaay Smucked. -- MrJM...
• Commented on 100-word fiction competition &mdash; win an HP MediaSmart EX495
  Damn you compulsive twitter address... DAMN YOU TO HELL! -- MrJM...
• Commented on 100-word fiction competition &mdash; win an HP MediaSmart EX495
  What ever happened to the Boing-Boing/Michael Moorcock contest? Was a winner ever announced? Did someone get the prize? And were the questions ever answered? If so, can they be found in space? -- MrJM...
• Commented on Peter Bagge comic about Ayn Rand
  sorry about the twitter url... won't happen again....
• Commented on Peter Bagge comic about Ayn Rand
  Among the many failings of Objectivism, I've always been most struck by its failure to ever account for children. When must they become Randian supermen and how? Rand spoke more about the role of cigarette smoking in Objectivism than the...
• Commented on Samasource: How African refugees are scoring Silicon Valley Internet jobs
  But they're STEALING AMERICAN JOBS! There... Now that I've posted that in jest, no one has to embarrass himself by posting a similar comment in seriousness. -- MrJM...
• Commented on SAME we can believe in
  "Or maybe he just doesn't really believe what he pretended to" Or maybe he just doesn't really believe what we pretended to believe he believed. -- MrJM...
• Commented on Fist sledgehammer
  Now if only someone would craft some railroad spikes with Glenn Beck's face on them, I'd be all set. -- MrJM...
• Commented on Sean Hannity plans to blame liberals for his mis-use of video
  "I thought the leaves were still on the trees because of Al Gore's Global Warming." -- MrJM...
• Commented on Graph compares rock music quality with US oil production 1949-2007
  Anyone who uses Rolling Stone’s “500 Greatest Songs of All Time” for measuring the quality of rock music is engaged in the worst kind of pseudo-science. -- MrJM...
• Commented on Goldwag: I Was A Teenaged Straussian
  "But do [Straussians] rise to the level of a cult or a conspiracy or a secret society? I suspect not." con·spir·a·cy n., An agreement to perform together an illegal, wrongful, or subversive act. Is that how anyone else remembers the...
• Commented on Yves Béhar's seven-hour vibrator
  There's an app for that. -- MrJM...
• Commented on Slow loris: possibly cutest animal ever
  Apparently my "uncanny valley" is Xeni's "cute." Which is very good news for bug-eyed fellas with poisonous elbows... -- MrJM...
• Commented on Starlings swarming
  This farmer's son can only think, "So that's what a plague looks like..." -- MrJM...
• Commented on BBC's outrageous plan to put DRM on TV broadcasts shot down in flames -- thanks to you!
  "BBC's outrageous plan to put DRM on TV broadcasts shot down in flames -- thanks to you!" You're welcome. -- MrJM...
• Commented on Goldwag: Some thoughts about 9/11 Truth
  "consider NORAD's and the FAA's torpid response to NWA's rogue Flight 188 two weeks ago, if you think that sufficiently-committed hijackers couldn't knock down another American building" And yet I have to take my shoes off to board an airliner....
• Commented on Douchebag solidarity movement
  Don't think of us as disgusting. Think of us as cleansing, like a fucking... unicorn chaser. -- MrJM Douchepunk...
• Commented on Heavy illegal downloaders buy more music
  Summary: People who enjoy music download it and purchase it. The results of this poll couldn't be more intuitive. -- MrJM...
• Commented on GG Allin designer toy
  Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is... -- MrJM...
• Commented on NASA to irradiate monkeys
  It's that "fuck those primates if it helps primates like me" attitude that made America great! -- MrJM...