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• Commented on Murdoch-Microsoft deal in the works
  So if Bing is the default search engine on 90% of web browsers but they can only get to 10% market share... Doesn't that imply that the majority of people are actively avoiding Bing?...
• Commented on Video: Lady Gaga before she became famous
  So what if it isn't real music? It is a piece of commercial performance art with background music. Now is she an artschool kid cynically parodying the fame machine, or does she play an artschool kid cynically parodying the fame...
• Commented on Spray Paint The Walls: The Story of Black Flag
  Don't forget the Chinese knockoff shirts....
• Commented on Demi claims missing hipflesh is for real. But $5,000 says it's Moore photoshopping.
  I'm going to feel SO BAD about that last comment if it turns out that she has a terminal illness. She looks really unhealthy in that unshopped image....
• Commented on Demi claims missing hipflesh is for real. But $5,000 says it's Moore photoshopping.
  I hear she's up for the role of Skeletor in an upcoming He-man movie....
• Commented on Glowing bacteria that finds landmines
  If you insist... I think it is a cover for chemtrail experiments to further the agenda of our alien reptoid overlords and their Illuminati henchmen. You know you're all thinking it....
• Commented on First photo of baby coelacanth
  Anyone know what those lasers are used for? 3D capturing or in-situ production of laser-cut sashimi?...
• Commented on Glowing bacteria that finds landmines
  Edinburgh University said the microbes could be dropped by air onto danger areas. As positive as this development is, that quote is a bit sinister....
• Commented on BREAKING: Leaked UK government plan to create "Pirate Finder General" with power to appoint militias, create laws
  I'm shocked and appalled that they didn't specify that the post was to be filled by a ninja. Cory's overreaction in the face of speculation and unsubstantiated hearsay however is something I'm used to....
• Commented on Replacing a switch on an electric shaver
  Wow that is an incredibly ugly hack. five minutes with a Dremel and he could have installed an unobstrusive sliding switch. Or he could have switched to a straight razor. For when the inevitable shaveocalypse comes around....
• Commented on Klingon as a First Language
  I can forsee a troubled future for the boy, at least he won't be the first klingon petty criminal. http://boingboing.net/2009/02/04/masked-man-sticks-up.html...
• Commented on Jacques Vallee on Boing Boing
  This should be interesting. Welcome Dr.Vallee....
• Commented on Was Demi Moore Ralph-Laurenized on "W" mag cover, with missing hip-flesh?
  By the way, the story title reads suspiciously like "Did Glenn Beck rape and murder a girl in 1990?"...
• Commented on Affectionate kitteh distracts cop
  Another egregious example of the Man keeping a black cat down....
• Commented on Cannibals reportedly sold body parts to kebab vendor
  Damn those foreigners. Taking our jobs and eating our women....
• Commented on All-in-one ectoplasm measurement device
  I'm simply glad that they can gift-wrap it for me....
• Commented on Was Demi Moore Ralph-Laurenized on "W" mag cover, with missing hip-flesh?
  Dammit. Photoshop fail. They forgot to correct her figure to reflect the amount of blubber the average customer carries....
• Commented on Portrait of the blogger as a young D&D addict
  I think it wasn't D&D or satanic rock music that drove kids to suicide. It was growing up in the '80s....
• Commented on Scooby Doo Apocalypse tee
  And they would have succeeded too if it weren't for those pesky focus groups....
• Commented on Scooby Doo Apocalypse tee
  True that. I still kind of want one. Velma is hot....
• Commented on Tibetan Tantric Masters: video
  They look like they're waiting for a bus. That's the problem with meditation; it makes for lousy video. Did monk X just have a spiritual breaktrough or did he just remember he's out of yak butter? Despite the extreme mental...
• Commented on Tibet is exactly like America's Civil War South, says China.
  You're right. Tibet should be free. Also Texas should be returned to Mexico....
• Commented on Animation: pitcher Dock Ellis's no-hitter while on LSD
  He clearly wasn't one of your disciples effendi....
• Commented on Cellphones and Cancer: OMG + FUD + WTF
  The stress of being connected 24/7 may be a significant factor in any adverse health effects. Also infernal auto-mobiles will scare the cows in the fields and make them produce nothing but buttermilk....
• Commented on Vatican conference on ETs
  Of course alien life is OK. In a radius of 50 lightyears there must be at least nine billion Greys to baptize!...
• Commented on Inebriated woman falls in front of oncoming train
  Anonymous' friend is lucky to be alive. If she worries about looking like a fool, her good fortune obviously hasn't sunk in yet....
• Commented on Blackwater accused of $1 Million in secret payoffs to silence Iraqi officials
  That's under $60,000 per head. Life is cheap over there....
• Commented on 9/11 Truth and the Paranoid Style
  I thought that the main point was that the fanatics stifle and obfuscate serious inquiry into the matter. All the energy spent in searching for evidence of thermite in the foundations distracts from looking into the facts that most people...
• Commented on Freemasonry, Dan Brown, and the New New Age
  I think we're all missing the big questions: 1. Is Obama a mason? 2. Was he present when Neil Armstrong faked the moon landing in the basement of the lodge on Olympus Mons?...
• Commented on Succeedblog: awesome stuff captioned with SUCCEED
  An ideal blog would alternate fail and win posts, perhaps post them side by side so as not to upset the delicate balance of the Universe....