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• Commented on University prof wants to put drinking on the curriculum
  "Middlebury College in the Atlantic" WTF?!? Middlebury is definitely in VT....
• Commented on Sarahsukulele plays "Object of the Game" on ukulele
  banjo pwns ukulele any day (or night) of the week. Any vids of cute girls playing banjo?...
• Commented on freaky food fun: Insert dried spaghetti into hot dogs, then boil
  Put one of those inside a ravioli, the ravioli inside a meatball and make a meatball sub out of the meatballs. Now we're cooking with gas......
• Commented on Court turns down challenge to jury's use of Bible
  It seems like the other evidence was pretty compelling. I mean if the other evidence in the case showed that he shoot and beat a guy with his gun the bible passage sounds pretty irrelevant....
• Commented on Jay Leno's wind turbine
  I know I'd conserve more energy if I had a turban to keep my head warm. Do a lot of people pronounce turBINE like this?...
• Commented on Throbbing Gristle's Gristleizer audio effects unit
  almighty haxx0rz...
• Commented on Man who set up alternate email for White House dies in plane crash
  @15 Well they did say it was an "ice" problem......
• Commented on More photos of Russia's presidential jet
  I'd get Eurotrashed on this jet, open the bubbly, break out the fine crystal, and fire the afterburners....
• Commented on Arab shoe-tossing isn't a gesture of friendly affection
  @ #5: Maybe a bear?...
• Commented on No Limit Texas Dreidel
  Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay. And when we start to gamble, with dreidel I get paid!...
• Commented on FCC commissioner: Warcraft is a "leading cause" of college dropouts
  I was too addicted to the WoWz, so I took up speedballing. Neither of those statements is true....
• Commented on Chainsaw "bayonet" mounted on rifle
  If he's a decent Darwin Award candidate, he'll have to manage to cut his leg off while also shooting himself in his (now detached) foot and then bleed to death when the tree that he plunge cut falls on him....
• Commented on Icefields Mystery Trails
  Getting gnar gnar in the pow pow....
• Commented on Zillionaire.com infomercial
  Pleas if anyone could help me I would really like to sign up, but I can't find the link! I want to make my internet dream a reality!...
• Commented on A "magic" way to make money on the Internet!
  @74 -- you turn a nice phrase....
• Commented on Zillionaire.com infomercial
  I tried to go to Zillionaire.com to sign up, but I couldn't find the register link? Anyone else having this problem?...
• Commented on A "magic" way to make money on the Internet!
  breasts + anything = better I defy someone to prove this equation wrong....
• Commented on Odd lion coffee table
  @11 - The sculpture is a little more well-hung I'd say. I bet the lion who commissioned the work, paid the sculptor a little extra for the "enhancement."...
• Commented on Odd lion coffee table
  Because you don't have enough lion schlong in your life as it is......
• Commented on Metal detectorist's mysterious find
  How do you think people dialed phone numbers back in the day?...
• Commented on The Fonz, Richie, Andy, and Opie are pro Obama
  eeeyhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
• Commented on Why "dial 9 for outside line" may go away
  @10: I've dialed 9-1-1 from my cell phone too. I was at a party in high school (obviously drinking underage) and had literally cracked my first beer and was about to take a sip when my phone rang. It was...
• Commented on THIS IS NOT SELF PROMOTION
  I am a HOBO...
• Commented on Driver of damaged car pretends nothing is wrong
  I'm pretty sure I've seen a couple cars on COPS catch on fire after doing the exact same thing....
• Commented on Why C-Span is the best place to watch the debates
  All the better to see Palin's finger waving......
• Commented on Restaurant features "wireless service bell button" to summon waiters at your command
  Yeah, 4 button ones are all over restaurants in China too....