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• Commented on Dutch government tries to stop 13-year-old girl from sailing around world solo
  They idea of not letting her go seems so anti-darwinian. How will we ever evolve into gilled man-fish with this kind of government intervention in natural selection?...
• Commented on North Korea's first beer commercial
  I can attest to the fact that yes, indeed, time and time again, beer does reduce stress....
• Commented on Kim Jong LOL
  someone just unfunified the lol meme....
• Commented on Zombie haiku contest -- best entry wins the game of Plants vs. Zombies
  flesh falling from bone stiff legs carry lifeless meat cries for brains... brains... brains......
• Commented on Woman kills elephant with bow & arrow
  Xopher, Uhh.. not sure how to answer that. I was just trying to make light of the fact that today's posts included both cute cuddly animals and a tragic elephant death. Now, is it your job to incorrectly identify trolls,...
• Commented on Woman kills elephant with bow & arrow
  To be fair, just prior to the kill, she did pose for photos in which her and the elephant cuddled together in a fashion that many declared to be unbearably adorable and cute....
• Commented on Rubber snake harvests wave energy
  So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda My anaconda don't want none Unless you've got buns, hun!...
• Commented on WoWPod: a self-contained hut for WoW players
  Perhaps the "WoWPood" would be a better name?...
• Commented on Avoid toxic people
  This is awesome! A totally scientific and proved method for judging people without any thought required. One small flaw with it though. If I go running by myself and come home with less energy then I left with, I am...
• Commented on Geoengineering wishful thinking is the new climate denialism
  Stanford University is working hard on this stuff: http://gcep.stanford.edu/research/geoengineering.html "Another example involves application of a layer of reflective chemicals or particles to the upper atmosphere to reduce incident radiation at the Earth's surface"... some people seem to think this has...
• Commented on Swine Influenza: Another Reasonable, Reasoned Discussion Thread
  Noen My point being, a "reasonable, reasoned discussion group" lives in that same extra dimension as the flying pig....
• Commented on Swine Influenza: Another Reasonable, Reasoned Discussion Thread
  Reasonable, reasoned, discussion thread? Really? Quoting from the thread you speak of... "Don't listen to the nay-sayers. Assault rifles can provide immediate full symptomatic relief of all flu symptoms. You know all those times you were lying there with a...
• Commented on $7 solar oven design wins $75,000 prize
  Uh... invention? "design"? We built one of these and used it to heat our lunches at the solar architecture office I worked at 15 years ago. I want my $75K!!!...
• Commented on PooH & Ice
  Was the address 18 Beaver?...
• Commented on Salmonella Peanut CEO won't eat his own peanuts, cites Fifth Amendment
  I nominate Mr. Deibel "Douchebag of the Month"....
• Commented on Santa Claus's Fortean family tree
  Am very disappointed to see that Gator Claus has been left out of this genealogy. http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=41023262545 I hope to see a correction in the near future....
• Commented on Arab shoe-tossing isn't a gesture of friendly affection
  I would like to suggest that we make Bush's last day in office and "International Throw Your Shoe Day". Perhaps someone would like to step up and organize a flash mob of shoe throwing outside the white house? Someone with...
• Commented on What kind of animal is on this rubber ball?
  Come on folks, this was such an easy one. It's the Montauk Monster of course!...
• Commented on T-shirt Zeitgeist
  I has a happy... and it is Barack! http://www.cafepress.com/ihaza...
• Commented on Hit A Jew Day
  Umm... what is wonderful about this?...
• Commented on Adult film director Max Hardcore sentenced to 4 years in prison on obscenity charges (UPDATE)
  With all the injustice in the world, I can't believe the keystrokes wasted on this turd of a man. So they nailed him! So what, he was a douche of all douches. How about we talk about the Leonard Peltiers...
• Commented on Principles for sound Internet policy: Internet for Everyone
  size does matter!...
• Commented on Denver police union T-shirt: "We get up early to beat the crowds"
  Is it wrong that I want one?...