darkknightjared

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• Commented on Video of people watching porn
  The third girl was kind-of unintentionally funny--talking about how easy-access porn has messed us up as a society and then jump-cutting to her rubbing one off to porn online. :D...
• Favorited Richard Feynman plays the bongos on Boing Boing
• Commented on Stephenie Meyer vs. 4chan -- XKCD
  I don't think Meyer quite has the awesome to pull something like that off, but I'd love to see it happen. :D...
• Favorited FBI terrorist interrogator on the uselessness of torture and the efficacy of cookies on Boing Boing
• Commented on Young Conservative rappers explain Jesus, Ayn Rand, and ANWR drilling
  "I'll never understand why Ayn Rand has been taken hostage by the conservative movement. Social conservative "values" are just so contrary to her philosophy." I was wondering that too, thinking--"They...do know that Rand was an athiest, right?"...
• Commented on Jesse Ventura: I could make Chickenhawk Cheney confess to the Sharon Tate murders with a waterboard
  I love Ventura--he's crazier then a bloodthursty mongoose on speed, but the kind of crazy that we can use a bit more of in the political realm. And yeah, "chicken-hawk" is probably the best way to describe both Cheney and...
• Commented on Walking Dead Compendium One
  You know they're reaching for the Zombie Apocolypse crowd when they actually make a book specifically to use that can properly knock out the brains of the undead should they get past your well-fortified apartment....
• Favorited WowBacon Microwave Cooker simplifies the impromptu PB&B sandwich making process on Boing Boing Gadgets
• Favorited Content: my first-ever collection of essays on Boing Boing
• Favorited Content: my first-ever collection of essays on Boing Boing
• Favorited Heinlein's fan-mail solution on Boing Boing
• Favorited Rating the futurists on Boing Boing
• Commented on Slate reviews adult diapers
  I propose that "leaking like Daniel Ellsberg" is now officially the best simile ever. EVER....
• Commented on Hot Beef Sundae
  THAT'S what a hot beef sundae is? ... If you'll excuse me, but I have to file a complaint against my local vendor. And charge him with sexual assault....
• Commented on Kim Jong: Il?
  "...and once released the hip-hop compendium 'Communist Rap Classics: License to Kim-Jong.'" WHAT?! Why wasn't I informed of this?...
• Commented on WowBacon Microwave Cooker simplifies the impromptu PB&B sandwich making process
  I'm actually more curious over your usage of "PB&B." Peanut butter and bacon? That's just too weird NOT to try....
• Commented on New watches from Crispin Jones
  The only problem I can see with this is if you have different types of days depending on the week. Still a cool design, very keen....
• Commented on Book of breast-like objects
  Oh, that is brilliant. :D...
• Commented on The Fly: The Opera
  Man, that looks awesome. I'd totally see that....
• Commented on Papercraft Mario hat
  I have NO idea how to do that, but it does look flippin' sweet....
• Commented on Content: my first-ever collection of essays
  Oooooh, cool. I'm definately going to have to get into this when I finish school today. :D...
• Commented on Heinlein's fan-mail solution
  I can see something like this still working today, with the fan not being able to notice--ah, the wonders of "copy + paste."...