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• Commented on Woman kills elephant with bow & arrow
  rkl #213 gr wth y 110prcnt Phks : dn't cmmnt n thngs y r bvsly gnrnt bt, 'v dn mr fr Cng, rwnd, nd drfr n th pst fw yrs f my lf thn mst ppl hv vr dn, dn't...
• Commented on Woman kills elephant with bow & arrow
  in response to #191 posted by dhalgren AMEN MY BROTHER! You are correct there are worse things in africa to get stressed over, but i bet you people will go out of their way and bring publicity movements, boycotts, awareness...
• Commented on Behold! GameGrip, the world's most absurd iPhone accessory
  actually its fail... only because they forgot the dual analog thumbpads plus buttons wich can turn the ipod into a real psp/gameboy killer... not that it already doesnt, it would just add moar EPIC win to the already WIN ipod...
• Commented on Behold! GameGrip, the world's most absurd iPhone accessory
  Id hit it!...
• Commented on Dangerous terrorists arrested in the UK weren't
  I knew it! from the very beginning this sounded fishy to me, like always the uk guberment goes on a witch hunt 4 the lulz and produces antilulz of fail proportions! yet one more reason to avoid this country on...
• Commented on Three Ways to Drive an Animal to Extinction
  pigeon haters of the world UNIOT! together we shall remove the shackles of pigeon instigated oppression! and lets not forget we are doing this for the CHILDREN! WILL SOMEONE PLEASE THINKK OF THE CHILDERN! ALL THIS MOVEMENT NEEDS IS A...
• Commented on Three Ways to Drive an Animal to Extinction
  okay! so wen can we get started on carrier pigeons!? they crap all over our cities thus adding to our polution and clenlineis! in fact they possably also contribute to global warming! Also ive seen various near suicide attempts by...
• Commented on Endangered shark found. Eaten.
  I FOUNDED YOU AN ENDANGERED SHARK... BUT, I EATED IT......
• Favorited Yankees will drag you out of the stadium if you try to go to the bathroom during "God Bless America" on Boing Boing
• Commented on Terror cops in Wales mistake jazz musician for terrorist
  someone should investigate the smart@$$ tipster and publicly shame him/her and make an example of his idiocy. i dont see how urns and videos of Muhammed ali could be used in terrorist activities, but i definitely feel sorry for those...
• Commented on Preposterous AIG TV Commercials Found!
  wow! talk about false advertising! the FTC should look into this! XD *laughs hysterically*...
• Commented on Man sentenced for vacuum sex
  #26 i got the point just being sarcastic, however urinating in public and getting labled a sex offender is way worse in my mind......
• Commented on Man sentenced for vacuum sex
  yeah yeah you all laugh now but the real victim ie 'the vacuum cleaner' spends its days living in fear hiding behind some complex car wash machinery while its attacker walks free, ready to claim another another vacuum cleaner victim....
• Commented on Truck with raised trailer smashed into overpass
  then the people who saw this truck driver get on the freeway are most responsible for not trying to alert him or her before it got to the freeway, i mean just imagine the looks and stares from passersby on...
• Commented on Jade tooth decorations in Mayan skull
  Forget the diamond encrusted tooth, I want somea these up in mah bling bling grill!...
• Commented on High-tech mousetrap gains engineer a new friend
  yeah i hate to admit it but dogs are way better at catching mice than cats! we had two cats that were outdoor cats, problem was they were terrified of mice and rats! they would run away from mice, and...
• Commented on HTC Magic hits U.K. in April
  this is terrible, if google learned anything from the iphone is that you need a keyboard not a touchscreen to compose txt, email messages... what a disapointment and letdown... ill take the g1 anyday over this....
• Commented on Mule-driver TSA ID card contest is off and running
  Well you never know when a mule driven barge might become a terrist weopen of laughable destruction! lets not forget the time when a similar incident happened in iraq when an errorist loaded up a donkey with handmade rockets and...
• Commented on RIP, Philip Jose Farmer
  May we finally meet on the banks of the great river, Mr. Farmer. AMEN! #40...
• Commented on RIP, Philip Jose Farmer
  I read all his riverworld books and it made me see things way diffrently than reading any other sci fi, he will be missed. i wish his family and friends the very best....
• Commented on Goose doesn't like sweet natured doggy
  #31 I wouldnt be surprised if peta raised a stink over this they usually do... however i do think the way the guy manhandled the goose by the neck and tossing it back into the water was funny! XD...
• Commented on A very small record player
  oh oh! i feel an instructables make your own how-to by yours truly comming right up!...
• Commented on Inflatable gladiator combat armor for inter-office dispute resolution
  this is essential! how could any family survive long enough to go without this!? sing me up for 10 of those costume things! ill let resources and expenditures pay for it out of our companies annual budget!...
• Commented on Diapers for birds
  the city of fullerton needs to buy these in bulk to solve our pigeon problem once and for all!...
• Commented on Man takes 26 years to solve Rubik’s Cube
  life could play the cruelest trick on this guy when one of his neghbors or friends innocently shows up to his house just to re-scrambles the cube thus forcing this guy to lose another 2o years of his life re-solving...
• Commented on Mall in China has McDnoald's and Bucksstar Coffee
  how bout a dounutry named Mcdoughnuts? my Mexican side of the family always referes to it as Mcdonus no matter how many times i try to correct them on it oh well, i lub the name :D...
• Commented on What's the deal with the 250 mini-earthquakes at Yellowstone?
  I say we pre-emptively strike yellowstone with nukes because it harbors a terrorist supervolcanoe of mass destruction! shock and awe the volcanoe into submission! the liberated yellowstonians will welcome us as liberators from the tyranical constant threat of volcanic destruction...
• Commented on Real life superheroes in the news
  the best super hero outfits you can wear last time i recalled were, firefighter, emergency recue volunteer worker, nurse, doctor, medic. but not necessarily in that order :)...
• Commented on Real life superheroes in the news
  we need a reality show based on this premise, preferably american idol like, with judges and everything kinda off like along the lines so you think you can band, or dance or sing ect. but it would be titled "so...
• Commented on Yellow is the new black
  i must agree, for how else could someone take "the new black" references seriously....