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• Commented on New Catholic video game promises to brings family closer to heaven
  Um...yeah....I call bullshit on that. . ....
• Commented on 100-word fiction competition — win an HP MediaSmart EX495
  PDCW Somebody was going to pay. It wasn't that I didn't like quazak served in flight--aside from the less-than-lush presentation and the serious case of Vodon Laringytis it had been a good two klicker. But the connecter got cancelled and...
• Commented on Slow loris: possibly cutest animal ever
  Well, damn. Great minds think alike!...
• Commented on Slow loris: possibly cutest animal ever
  Hope it doesn't lick her: Slow lorises can produce a toxin which they mix with their saliva to use as protection against enemies. Mothers will lick this toxin onto their offspring before leaving them to search for food. The toxin...
• Commented on Portraits of child beauty pageant participants
  No better way to insure your kid has body-image issues when she grows up. Why oh why can't I be a size 4T again?...
• Commented on Piranha in Indiana
  "worried" not "worrid". damn....
• Commented on Piranha in Indiana
  I'd be more worrid if the candiru was found. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2288/can-the-candir-fish-swim-upstream-into-your-urethra-revisited http://www.angelfire.com/biz/piranha038/candiru.html...
• Commented on Court orders Google to ID anon blogger who called model "skank"/"ho", blogger threatens Google with $15 mil suit
  I think this could all be settled with a naked cat fight....
• Commented on Visa claims teen spent $23,148,855,308,184,500.00 on prepaid credit card
  How much personal lubricant does one need?...
• Commented on The Strange World of your Dreams, 1950s comic book by Jack Kirby and Joe Simon
  These are in the public domain now. You can also grab individual issues in CBR format at: http://goldenagecomics.co.uk//index.php?cid=255 There's a whole treasure trove of golden age comics that have fallen into the public domain on the site....
• Commented on Sales booming in remote-kill devices for cars sold to poor credit-risks
  Remote kill devices favor the loaning institutions; what recourse does the loan holder have to make sure the bank fulfills its contracted obligations to the loanee: not raise rates, change the loan terms, etc.? Can we put a remote kill...
• Commented on Glemie Dean Beasley, urban raccoon hunter
  Groan . . . let the stereotyping begin....
• Commented on World's tiniest frogs
  Great. So now my nightmares about being devoured by roaches will morph into nightmares about being devoured by frogs. Thanks a fraking lot, Boing Boing....
• Commented on Tween boy-band rocks out about Oscar Mayer wieners
  Insert juvenile "eat me" joke here....
• Commented on Ryanair wants to charge for using the toilet in-flight
  Every seat will become a toilet seat....
• Commented on Rep. Kanjorski: $550 Billion Disappeared in "Electronic Run On the Banks"
  So that's how the Shadow Government got its most recent round of funding!...
• Commented on Name this Insect
  Hey, there's Waldo!...
• Commented on DIY 33 1/3 Books
  What would be really fun would to be to write track-by-track entries for an album that didn't exist, sorta like Lester Bangs used to do in his reviews of real bands....
• Commented on Princess Bride DVD ambigram
  For my money, nothing beats the shear awesomeness of this ambigramious cover circa 1977: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Onearthasitisinheaven.jpg Long live glam rock!...
• Commented on Windows 7 introduces "Aero Shake" desktop clearing
  So, in other words, Microsoft has finally discovered mouse gestures?...
• Commented on Giant spider eats bird
  Do you think the spider thinks the bird tastes like chicken?...
• Commented on Chanel gun heel
  Beretta heels are sooooo last year....
• Commented on Hit A Jew Day
  @27: Interpret at will....
• Commented on What the TSA's new body scanner images look like
  Well, I guess I'll have to drive to Europe now....
• Commented on Hit A Jew Day
  Looks like it's time for Ground a Sixth Grader Month!...
• Commented on Obelisks of Erotic Gratification from 1930s Gernsback magazine, Sexology
  I'm not here for the act, I'm here for the play....
• Commented on Funny ad for Swedish Fish candy
  I'm surprised no one wants the pussy sandwich....
• Commented on Librarian fined $500 for saying nice things about his daughter's book
  @38: No, it's equal treatment under the law. Except the TSA treats us all equally as criminals, not ethical individuals....
• Commented on Librarian fined $500 for saying nice things about his daughter's book
  @grimshaw: I stand corrected. I misread the quotation as coming from the reporter, not the newsletter itself. @mgfarrelly: No. People might walk out of the library with OTHER books--they'll steal. Esp. the not-so-bright ones who are only in libraries to...
• Commented on Election 08 as a Dungeons and Dragons campaign
  Where's the Mountain Dew? Can I have a Mountain Dew?...