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• Commented on Three-armed baby costume
  Meet my semi-half-brother Zaphod. We share three of the same mothers....
• Commented on TSA officer caught stealing laptops at JFK
  Yet more evidence that JFK is the worst fucking airport....
• Favorited Videos of people smoking salvia divinorum on Boing Boing
• Commented on A standard item for military clubs in the outer colonies
  Talk about beauty and the beast. She's both....
• Commented on Terrafugia Transition: The flying car exists and it is butt ugly
  Yeah, you're going to feel really cool when one of those flimsy-ass wings snaps off in mid-flight....
• Commented on Manufacturer confirms chip: iPod headphones now have the Apple Tax; Update: Apple confirms no DRM, authentication, just licensing
  I would be more outraged if the device didn't suck so hard. In light of the fact that EVERYONE hates the control-in-the-headset design, I think this particular Apple screw job will go the way of the Newton, eventually....
• Commented on New iPod Shuffle moves controls to headphone cord
  Finally, a Shuffle Derek Zoolander would appreciate....
• Commented on Saturday Morning Watchmen
  WOW!! Someone has to send this to Alan Moore so he can have a conniption!...
• Commented on 15-year-old girl beaten by sheriff's deputy
  #36 Cupcake Faerie: I think #23 Hawley is being sarcastic. Pedophile drug pushers that terrorize hundreds are not typically 15-year-old girls. In case after case, it has been shown that cops are bullies; they are *trained* to be, in order...
• Commented on Suburban Japan: 1
  Good points all. It should be noted that Japan's government has a fairly Draconian attitude toward illegal drugs however, with stiff sentences meted out for possession. Just FYI....
• Commented on Apple dropping DRM from music in iTunes, keeping DRM for audiobooks, video
  @25 JTN: Well, color me uninformed, I had no idea. Now that I check out my iTunes' metadata, there it is: my email address. Fortunately, neither I nor anyone I know would ever, ever do anything to violate US copyright...
• Commented on Apple dropping DRM from music in iTunes, keeping DRM for audiobooks, video
  BE WARNED: Apple will be embedding your personal info in the Metadata of the Itunes files you download.I'm glad that DRM is out, but this seems a little creepy to me....
• Commented on HOWTO build a Linux-based supercomputer out of Playstation 3s
  "...they can build their own for about $4K, saving cash and freeing up time for additional experimentation..." And not, of course, for time spent on GTA IV....
• Commented on Skillful gum bubble blower
  To my great surprise, I am so turned on right now....
• Commented on What kind of animal is on this rubber ball?
  Snakodile. DUH....
• Commented on Hustler producing Sarah Palin adult film spoof: "NAILIN' PAYLIN"
  Script excerpt!!! http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2008/10/sarah-palin-porn-film.php#more PALIN: God almighty! You are hung like a moose. Now I have to eat ya! JOE: I'm bigger than a moose. Do you have any contraceptives? PALIN: It's okay. I already took a morning-after pill. JOE: Um,...
• Commented on Hustler producing Sarah Palin adult film spoof: "NAILIN' PAYLIN"
  Ok, that plot summary had me laughing for like ten minutes. "...Explains a big bang theory even she can't deny!" Hahaha! I must be a sexist!...
• Commented on Failin' Palin. (UPDATED: As Putin rears his head.)
  This feels right: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3121/2890443270_be93faa690_b.jpg...
• Commented on Failin' Palin. (UPDATED: As Putin rears his head.)
  She is the next logical link in the chain, after W and Dan Quayle. The Republican Party's recurrent tactic of fielding mental midgets for the highest offices in the land speaks to the notion that these talking heads are simply...
• Commented on Book of breast-like objects
  They should nip this one in the bud....
• Commented on Bizarre anti-gay comic book from 1980s
  Dick Hafer, dick hater? Um, he was gay, right? That's usually the only time one sees this level of interest and obsessive attention to detail in such a horrible, shameful, alluring topic....
• Commented on How con-men make their faces look trustworthy
  I'm a three-card monte dealer who's been widening his chin and pronouncing his cheekbones for years now. People really fall for it!...
• Commented on Wine glasses based on the seven deadly sins
  What about the 7 New Deadly Sins? I'd be curious to see what "Bioethical Violations" looks like. Though I probably wouldn't want to drink from it, ew. http://www.boingboing.net/2008/03/10/vatican-comes-up-wit.html...
• Commented on New club drug: Preparation H?
  SheamCF and Takuan: Thank you both. Asian flush has plagued my drinking years. This weekend may be the first time I will get wasted without the accompanying terrifyingly bloodshot eyes, fire-alarm complexion and itchy feet. See you in the gutter!...
• Commented on New club drug: Preparation H?
  (@ #6)...
• Commented on New club drug: Preparation H?
  You trip your ass off....
• Commented on Moonstream rover concept by Anthony Sims
  They're going to have to get rid of the alien moonbases before letting tourists up there......
• Commented on 1939 marital rating scale for wives
  My wife and I have had many discussions about my need for her to be a little more gay. This chart may be just what I need to finally bring her around. Thanks Boing Boing!...
• Commented on Teen in skimpy dress denied prom entrance
  OK, you folks who are so ready to paste the "slut" label on scantily-clad ladies are ruining it for the rest of us pervs out there. Cut it out. Seriously though, I would had thought that BB readers might be...
• Commented on Teen in skimpy dress denied prom entrance
  Amazed at the level of prudishness in comments above. Does "skimpy" always = "slut?"...