Hamish Kuzminski

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• Commented on FedEx's cellular sensor-package for your important shipments
  Jealous spouses: look no further - your Christmas has come early!...
• Commented on Office Karaoke Video Makes Cubicle Life Fun
  Who IS that blonde fox?!...
• Commented on Anvil Shooting: using explosives to fire anvils -- yes, ANVILS -- into the air
  Am I the only person who leaned away from their screen when he lit the fuse....?!...
• Commented on Settlers of tiny Pacific island go nuts
  Sounds idyllic! Where do I sign up for a Phillipines government job?...
• Commented on How cats manipulate us
  I think I speak for all cat "owners" on this board, when I say: "This is /news/??!"...
• Commented on World's most flushingest toilet
  >>euphemistic carrot batons ...so the hot dogs and grapes /aren't/ euphemistic, then?!...
• Commented on Ryanair's coin-op emergency masks and slides (joke)
  Whatever you might say about Ryanair and its chairman, Tony O'Reilly, the company is PR genius personified. They announce this frankly impossible-to-enforce suggestion of pay lavatories on their flights, (just think about it, folks) and the media just sucks it...
• Commented on Watchismo is giving a free LIP diode watch to a BB reader!
  Hmmm - not sure I like the direction that this sort of posting pushes BB. OK - so the watches are cool - but doesn't this sort of smack of "give us enough stuff, and we'll post about it?" I...
• Commented on Man's house blows up, companies responsible won't help
  /451/ metres Farenheit /451/ Synchronicity, anyone? K...
• Commented on The US Presidential Election: Open Thread
  Fantastic news, for sure - but did anyone notice the First Lady Elect's wardrobe malfunction at the Acceptance Speech?! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redback_spider Sca-ree.....not the sort of image I would imagine that she would want to project over the coming months and years...
• Commented on HOWTO Make a spider-cake with Pocky legs
  >>Little known fact: cakes in the >>shapes of insects have no calories But what about cakes in the shape of /arachnids/ ??! K...
• Commented on LOLCat programming language: LOLCode
  >>(though nobody has proven its turing completeness yet!) I beg to differ. Proof follows: IZ LOLCode TURING COMPLETE? YES IZ COS WE SAYS IT SO!...