Big Ed Dunkel

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• Favorited Surveillance video of insurgents in Afghanistan accidentally blowing themselves up while planting a bomb on Boing Boing
• Commented on Surveillance video of insurgents in Afghanistan accidentally blowing themselves up while planting a bomb
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• Commented on Surveillance video of insurgents in Afghanistan accidentally blowing themselves up while planting a bomb
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• Commented on Jabba the Hutt inflatable costume
  Looks like Roger Ebert in his final days....
• Commented on If literary classics had been titled today
  Then: Oh, the Places You'll Go! Now: Oh, The Places You Won't Go Because of Tougher Immigration Laws!...
• Commented on Charles Bukowski's hatred of Mickey Mouse
  I feel the same way whenever I spot a drunk Jimmy Caan slumped over a baccarat table in Vegas....
• Commented on Daredevil LA tagger "Buket" of YouTube fame gets nearly 4 years in jail.
  Take time to learn local graffiti laws in jail, son....
• Commented on Everything you need to know about dubstep
  This is how I love my reggae the most: dubby, rugged and rootsy. I hate this dubstep crap. Gimme some Lee Perry or King Tubby any day...
• Commented on Tip to encourage dinner party guests to dispose of olive pits
  Nudge: Put a quart of tequila and a bag of Cheetos in a blender. Serve to guests as they arrive....
• Commented on Two-year-old has a pack a day habit
  Recommended by four out of five doctors named Lau....
• Commented on Monkey suspected in garden store heist
  This same monkey was banned from all casinos for card counting....
• Commented on Massive dance-number wedding entrance
  I like this vid. I hope she has her next wedding like that....
• Commented on Richard Dawkins helps fund atheist summer camp
  I predict an 81-day standoff with the Epping Forest Keepers....
• Commented on Homebuilt Fiat bulldozer
  Did I see a "Dukakis/Bentsen in '88" bumper-sticker on there?...
• Commented on Video: Michael Jackson's moonwalking inspirations
  "Say, Michael .. . could you moonwalk over to the Stop 'n' Shop for a quart of milk?"...
• Commented on Michael Jackson to be plastinated?
  Say what you will about Michael Jackson, but there is no doubt he the most squalid icon in the history of American civilization....
• Commented on Michael Jackson by Drew Friedman
  Reminds me of the touching moment when MJ was reunited with his four noses....
• Commented on Sir Richard Francis Burton, Cardinal Mezzofanti, and other eminent polyglots
  I love the apocrypha about Mezzofanti that he was once called on to hear the confessions of two foreign criminals condemned to die the following morning. Mezzofanti learned their language (the Ket language spoken in Central Siberia) in one night...
• Commented on Guards are the worst prison-rapists
  Fat, overweight cons make the best prison-rapists. The doughy folds of back fat are a great place to hide cigarettes....
• Commented on Researchers expand clinical study of brain implant
  Hopefully it'll also work as an E-Z Pass....
• Commented on 1964 Frederick's of Hollywood catalog
  As seen on "The Golden Girls!"...
• Commented on Infographic: all US one-time expenditures vs the bailout
  Put a little of that bailout money on the Mets plus 3 at Philly. Come on! It's a lock!...
• Commented on Skateboarder trips, strips, and disturbs neighbors
  I can't even take a walk in the park without getting an assfull of skateboard....
• Commented on Kids lose their summer break due to impenetrable bureaucratic mess
  The reason the U.S. lets kiddies out during the summer months is so they can get busy lacing Nike shoes from 5AM to 11PM or deep frying the Chihuahuas at Taco Bell....
• Commented on Kids lose their summer break due to impenetrable bureaucratic mess
  The principal's final words before summer break: "See you tomorrow"....
• Commented on Shockingly violent coffee commercials starring Muppets
  That explains the "THUG LIFE" tattoo on Kermit's chest....
• Commented on Giant Burning Holes of the World
  Centralia should do like my annual BBQs: get friends to make a circle around hibachi and put out the flames "the old fashioned way"....
• Commented on Iran: Activists Launch Hack Attacks on Tehran Regime
  What the hell kinda of dictator only gets 63% of the vote?...
• Commented on On the Road with Kesey and Truman
  Road trip with Hillary Clinton and a trunk full of Schlitz....
• Commented on USB-powered baked-bean microwave
  Bakes beans? Around my office, it's speak softly and carry a big Slim Jim....