Mr_Voodoo

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• Commented on Magnetnerd's photos of a guy who lost part of his finger between two strong magnets
  "The other photos at the link are not appropriate for the squeamish." Um, THIS photo is not appropriate for the squeamish....
• Commented on Just look at this awesome Korean banana-ripening facility.
  Me wanna go home....
• Commented on Photo of ghostly eye on ceiling
  That is uncanny, miraculous proof of... the Linger vagina mints logo. http://www.boingboing.net/2009/11/30/mother-jones-on-mint.html...
• Commented on Advisor: What will happen if I clone my dog?
  Mortality frames animal lives as it does human lives. Cloning a pet isn't a celebration of what makes that pet special. Quite the opposite. It's an insistence that such a unique relationship can be replicated exactly. Which is sad and...
• Commented on Seventh foot washes ashore in British Columbia
  This one has me stumped. Though I'm leaning towards an unbalanced arch-villain....
• Commented on Submit your toddler's science questions!
  @foxtails LOL... Thanks. Those dancing ghosts sure look happy. I guess a hearty BM lightens up even the most insubstantial of entities....
• Commented on Submit your toddler's science questions!
  Back during my early teen years, as a babysitter, I had a kid ask me if ghosts poop. I don't believe science can currently answer that one....
• Commented on Biofuel Back to the Future
  If they want it portable, they should hook up with Dean Kamen and his people. I'm sure they could get it down to shipping container size. And Maggie, if "the boys in the back room" can't work out the bugs,...
• Commented on Boy missing after experimental balloon crash lands
  I think that monkey is gonna eat that sandwich....
• Commented on Snow kite boarder gets carried away by kite
  American curses are pretty weird when you break them down. I'm sure "motherf---er" makes for some headscratching translations. My default swear seems to be "c-ckbag." Frankly, I don't even know how I'd define it, much less translate it. My Muppet...
• Commented on What actual Mayans are saying about 2012
  C'mon Maggie. We all know that marginalized native people have secret knowledge about the universe. It's up to us to turn that into money somehow, even if it means filling in the gaps. With bullshit. And let's face it. Native...
• Commented on Boing Boing: The World's Greatest Neurozine!
  I'll get used to the changes, but I need to kick the tires for a few days before I can offer anything but a knee-jerk reaction right now. But Maggie is coming back! Smart move. I liked her writing so...
• Commented on Latitude Z
  I believe the wired charging stand is $200 extra. Per the article, isn't included in the computer price....
• Commented on Warhol and the bounty hunters
  I've actually always suspected that Coop himself is an intergalactic bounty hunter. It would explain so much......
• Commented on Comics in the Classroom
  Absolutely wonderful. This makes me very happy....
• Commented on Unusual police sketch
  @34 JIMH That was cheeky of you....
• Commented on Man hunts for poo-squirting con artist in Delhi
  I prefer to get shit my shoes "LA-style." That's stepping in the dog shit jerkwad owners leave piled on sidewalks and in parkways. Maybe they figure the nonstop torrential rains we get here will wash it all away....
• Commented on Neil Gaiman's library
  It's absolutely beautiful, and I would expect no less from him. But it's a half-level below ground in Minnesota. Please, tell me he's got an industrial sump pump down there somewhere....
• Commented on Video: Unboxing The Fleshlight
  @DPFEIL Actually, it's "she" and "her" for the first one, and then "this guy" for the, um, transparent butthole. heehee....
• Commented on Father blames others for his own misinterpretation of candy wrappers as "pornographic"
  Jeez, Mark. How about a NSFW tag on this! Thank god they don't make a banana and peach flavored combo. My eyes would be steaming pools of vitreous humor....
• Commented on Dutch government tries to stop 13-year-old girl from sailing around world solo
  She doesn't just want "to learn about the world and to live freely." She wants to break the age record. And she says so in the article. I don't think the government should get involved. But 13 is a little...
• Commented on Kodak Can't Decide What To Call Its Next Camera
  Can we get Don Draper on this?...
• Commented on Buddy Holly is Alive and Well on Ganymede, one of the all-time great American comedy sf novels, will be a movie
  Very excited about this. The book was a weird joy to read. Best part being that the film will likely kickstart a fresh run of printing for the book....
• Commented on When is it OK to eat moldy food?
  I heard a moldy jam at a Steely Dan concert one time and it gave me the runs. As in I runs-ed my ass outta there! ba-dum-dum... BTW, I think the chart is very helpful. Thanks Mark (and Shawn.)...
• Commented on Video camera hidden in tire-shaped clock
  All you're gonna see off this thing is video of your friends commenting on what shitty gifts you give....
• Commented on Earphones integrated into fuzzy cat ear headband
  I can haz invizible... Okay, nevermind....
• Commented on Accused Florida man says his cat downloaded child porn, not him.
  Wow. 33 comments and not a single pussy joke....
• Commented on Van Halen had good reason to ban brown M&Ms in their concert rider.
  Okay, wait. Does "Twelve (12) Reese's peanut butter cups" mean twelve (12) individual cups? Or twelve (12) individual packages of two (2) cups each, resulting in twenty-four (24) cups overall? Or do they really want twelve (12) individually wrapped peanut...
• Commented on How to make kombucha
  Palmer Eldritch tried to give me some of this. I said no way. More of a Can-D man, myself....
• Commented on Seeking John Dillinger's preserved privates
  "rumors of his enormous manhood persisted in oral tradition..." whawhaWHAT? *heehee*...