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• Commented on Science Jokes to Brighten Your Monday Morning
  I'm with you, Maggie. The staph infection really got me too....
• Commented on Oil running out faster than the International Energy Agency admits, says whistleblower
  30 years at the current rates of consumption = probably 15 years. enjoy the downfall :)...
• Commented on Feature documentary film about psychedelics
  this is a very exciting prospect....
• Commented on After the Game: What Happens to the Losing Team's Swag?
  love the apt Buffalo reference...
• Commented on Farewell, Joel Johnson
  wow it took me months to notice this and now i understand why BBG has been so boring as of late. sad indeed....
• Commented on The Lessons of Lindsay
  wow! unicorn chaser please....
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  thanks, rob!...
• Commented on
  may i be the first to say, what the fuck?!...
• Commented on Write an iPhone disappointment Haiku in the comments, win a Mophie Juice Pack Air
  I enjoy drinking, though clumsy when I do it, my screen is broken!...
• Commented on Fresh Greens: Bull Semen Hair Conditioner
  'm nt sr why tht PT d s ffnsv t ppl. myb bcs t's tr, gss. mn, th crtn n th d crtnly lks lk tw-ftd whl n bkn. t's nt lk bng ft s ncntrllbl. t s, hwvr, brdn....
• Commented on Tweet (#3244104497)
  wow!...
• Commented on NY police use trick to arrest people for pot possession
  seriously, remmel, that is easy for you to say. I've been to amsterdam and i didn't see any statues commemorating all your work in keeping your city free. we are trying to change the laws but there is more corruption...
• Commented on Kidtropolis fantasy kids rooms
  virginia iz spelt rongly...
• Commented on Fresh Greens: You don't need helicopters to kill wolves
  for those of you bothered by the too many children argument, you are in denial. having children is irresponsible and rude. get over yourselves....
• Commented on Chief energy economist says oil reserves are drying up more quickly than previously thought
  "...than thought" by whom? geologists have known this for a long time....
• Commented on Review: 3 Reasons Why Nokia's N97 Is a Bummer
  Nokia's profits are dropping faster than a grav bong in a frat house...
• Commented on God Bless America
  i'm waiting for the photo . . . preferrably an after shot....
• Commented on World's Rarest Insect found on Rocky Spire
  @ BOB DOLES COMMY ETC: i may be wrong, but i think this island would be impossible to see at cruising altitude....
• Commented on Contest: Win a Set of BuckyBalls
  I shall run outstairs and bring these magnets to my father....
• Commented on Jammie Thomas fined $1,920,000 for sharing 24 songs
  it's ironic, too, since that playlist is worthless...
• Commented on It's 2009, it's okay for homeless people to have phones
  there was an article recently (on here i think, considering i don't read anything else) about homeless people with laptops. surely these technologies are major catalysts for getting the homeless back on their feet. it's easy to be insensitive when...
• Commented on Hunch: Machine learning meets the Magic Eight-Ball
  by the way, i did notice the form to ask hunch a question, and i did. it informed me that it had no relevant topics....
• Commented on Hunch: Machine learning meets the Magic Eight-Ball
  i just spent about 40 minutes answering questions to try and find out whether or not i should eat this LSD today. Unfortunately, hunch had no hunch....
• Commented on Tiny Alien Terrorizes Pakistan
  it was alive when they found it. . . they just happened to stone and burn it to death before the cameras arrived....
• Commented on New Jersey police officer enjoys clubbing man for complying with another officer's request to zip his sweatshirt
  standard practice for N.J. finest....
• Commented on Video: How to start a dance party (Sasquatch 2009)
  mmmm dextromethorphan...
• Commented on Zombie haiku contest -- best entry wins the game of Plants vs. Zombies
  bitten by human, turning into a zombie, he'll contract kuru!...
• Commented on Tennis-ball chair
  REDSHIRT has it correct. these balls are simply repurposed, not recycled....
• Commented on Sexier High Voltage Line Towers
  happier? check. fitter? check. . . more productive?...
• Commented on How best to turn fruit into shot glasses without a specialized tool?
  a sharp knife and a steady (or bloody) hand...