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• Commented on Slumdog Millionaire Final Dance Scene "Corrected" at last to "Peanut Butter Jelly Time"
  We've been witnessing more and more of these spontaneous bursts of public coordinated dancing lately. I was silently waiting on the Track 1 platform for the Raritan Line train out of New York Penn Station the other day when suddenly...
• Commented on The Twenty Weirdest TV Interviews of All Time
  Certainly Bud Dwyer ranks up there with weirdest TV interview moments. Yep. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budd_Dwyer#Public_suicide...
• Commented on HOWTO resurface a table with dominoes
  Nothing a piece of glass or lexan on top can't fix....
• Commented on How to get rid of Vimax ads
  To get rid of it on the PC you probably need something like SpyBot or AdAware. This advice of "go look for a friend that may or may not know what the hell they're doing" is bullocks....
• Commented on Millionth word in English imminent?
  I feel we should reserve the millionth word slot for quijibo....
• Commented on La Pequeña Sarah Palin (Thank you Jesus)
  Darn, I thought the plastic sheets and guy with black hood meant he was going to finally be snuffed....
• Commented on Tritium zipper pulls
  Or maybe it's faux tritium and you're all getting your leg yanked....
• Commented on New Orleans mayor: "We really don't have the resources to rescue you after this."
  Stop building cities in areas below sea level that are prone to hurricanes! No levies can save you from that level of stupidity. Thia is not a lesson in what the government should have done for you over the past...
• Commented on McCain staffer slams Dungeons and Dragons players
  D&D player for McCain here. Just because some stupid staffer dissed me, doesn't mean I abandon my candidate....
• Commented on Ridiculous $550,000 crystal Earth-pustule watch (want)
  Damn thing doesn't even work. What the hell is 38 o clock?...
• Commented on Geeky sysadmin portrait
  I can just see the conversation that led to this picture: "I must paint you!" "Ummm.... yeah..."...
• Commented on Time machine needed to get iPhone?
  AT&T stores have been chronically out of stock of iPhones since Friday. I was in line at 2:30pm on Friday with people that had disappointingly stood in line at the AT&T store for 3 hours only to find out later...
• Commented on US wastes "27% of food available for consumption"
  That's ridiculous. Everyone knows Chinese leftovers are good for almost 2 weeks....
• Commented on Drug war horror stories to boil your blood
  Drugs are just a distraction. Keep it up and you fall further behind....
• Commented on Free download of Neil Gaiman's American Gods
  No PDF == no joy...
• Commented on Which book should Neil Gaiman put online for free?
  Voted for American Gods, but any one of those would be great to have free!...
• Commented on Lakota Natives Withdraw Treaties with U.S.
  Ever see an ant run over by a tank? In other news, some dude in a cubicle was just hauled off to Guantanamo, never to be seen again, shouting "I was just kidding!!!!!!"...
• Commented on Monkeys do mental math
  Fantastic. Let's put them to work building bridges. We'll even let you be the first to ride over it....
• Commented on w00t is Merriam-Webster's Word of the Year for 2007
  I always remember it as the sound a Mac classic would make back in 1990....
• Commented on Horse swing made from recycled aeroplane tyre
  A vendor at the Penn State University Arts Festival used to sell some really nice horse swings each made from multiple tires....
• Commented on Steampunk Dalek!
  Amalorn What ads? I don't see any ads. Use the Adblock Plus extension....
• Commented on "Why Beautiful People Have More Daughters" interview
  You clamor for the future as if you'll ever see it. As if it is something anyone wants. All we really want is today....