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• Commented on Sandwich boxes that open into trompe l'oeil place settings
  Confession: Deuce's ojos were tricked by them sang-wich boxes. It's making me dizzy even now....
• Commented on 4-1 odds on the existence of God
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• Commented on The world's greatest greasy hair pomade
  Buncha posers. Howsabout some Gojo mixed with cigarette ash? Treat you right!...
• Commented on John Lydon's butter commercial
  It's too bad Joe Strummer's dead, 'cause Dep hair gel could certainly increase their sales by a couple of points by paying The Clash to shill for them. Maybe Shane McGowan can do an Oral-B ad....
• Commented on Baconator: fantasy vs reality
  Wow, what a story. "It doesn't look like the picture!" That's editorial content at its freshest. What's next? Newsflash: American lager beer is colorless and tastes almost like water. Yea. Viva, bloggers. Keep bypassing those traditional hoity-toity media outlets and...
• Commented on North Korean video game arcade
  I don't think that's Boot Hill; I think it's Great Leader. You know, the game where you try to acquire the biggest gut, the best collection of velour tracksuits, nuclear weapons and, of course, the 2nd largest collection of pron...
• Commented on Why can't America call its torture *torture*?
  You poor sheep! Don't you understand?! If we call it 'torture', THE TERRORISTS WIN!!!...
• Commented on Japan's badass new prime minister
  This little bitch would last 30 seconds in Ninja Warrior -- enough time to do a backflip, strike a karate pose, then fall flailing into muddy water. Japan needs a proper crab fisherman or octopus-wearing sushi chef for president....
• Commented on Photos of a very messy house
  Mmmmm, that looks like GRIFF'S. Love me some Griff's horseburgers. Yeeee-haw!...
• Commented on 1960s and 1970s Denver pop culture open thread
  240: Props on the Gold C get!! Gold C... fine purveryor of bright red sunburns from Water World, overpriced lift tickets from Keystone... Worth its weight in paper. White Fence Farm, home of the mediocre and overpriced chicken dinner. Here's...
• Commented on 1960s and 1970s Denver pop culture open thread
  I'ma go ahead and nominate this for The Best Thread Ever as Far as I'm Concerned. Matter of fact -- it's the winner. I haven't been lived in Denver for years and yet now I want to go buy a...
• Commented on 1960s and 1970s Denver pop culture open thread
  #212, The Gothic of course, in Englewood!! It's next to the Dart BoARd and Bowling Alley, pretty sure. The Gothic ruled. It got all the fun shows. Still does sometimes....
• Commented on 1960s and 1970s Denver pop culture open thread
  #173: El Taco de Mexico is soooo good. Tacos Pastor and huge glasses of horchata. Mmm. Never had family, friends or girlfriends that actually liked that place, so I'd usually eat at the bar reading Westword. The only places that...
• Commented on 1960s and 1970s Denver pop culture open thread
  Denver "news" was awesome. If they weren't whipping everyone into a frenzy about how 90% of Denver's population were affiliated with the Bloods or Crips, then Wendy Bergen was filming pit bull fights in her on basement and calling it...
• Commented on 1960s and 1970s Denver pop culture open thread
  KTCL and Teletunes were so closely related at one point and all of their stuff was imported, underground, or at least edgy. KTCL from the mid-90s onward is just another Clear Channel station. I remember KBPI once tried to vary...
• Commented on 1960s and 1970s Denver pop culture open thread
  You guys remember about 1987 when the FBI or DEA was pursuing some guy through Denver and when he hijacked a pickup one of the news helicopters started tracking him and landed in front of the truck, only to have...
• Commented on 1960s and 1970s Denver pop culture open thread
  Mary and Lou's. Remember THAT joint? Loved it. Below street level and dimly lit so you couldn't see the true color of the Soylent meatloaf. I wonder what happened to Muddy's coffee house. And Peter Boyles. Man, now THAT dude...
• Commented on 1960s and 1970s Denver pop culture open thread
  Crown Hill had to be in Wheat Ridge. Olinger's is the undertaker with the large "HOLLYWOOD"-style sign right on the side of I-25. Oh and best Denver band EVER? Obviously the Warlock Pinchers. Blinky's awesome thrift store, right next to...
• Commented on Girls warned playing didgeridoo could cause infertility
  "We know very clearly that if our women are allowed to exit the kitchen, wear shoes, or otherwise maintain a state of non-pregnancy, they will dress like Rosie the Riveter and join the LPGA. If you know what I mean."...
• Commented on Deadmalls as new urbanist playgrounds
  #6: Acrocker, did you consider the other problem it's facing: The bohemoth Flatirons Crossing? Kinda sad when malls die, even Crossroads. Good luck to it....
• Commented on Deadmalls as new urbanist playgrounds
  Love it. Kinda conjures up this image of "Virtual Light Lite." The developers find their own uses for street things....
• Commented on SWAT team raids mayor, shoots family dog because someone mailed them pot
  Good thing this was a DC suburb -- otherwise the homeowner might have had some actual children put in harm's way. Gotta love DC and the rebirth of yuppie, dog-canonizing culture....
• Commented on This is GE Performance Television
  That thing would've sold like hotcakes if only they'd hired George Plimpton to pimp it. "Now I don't know what you're watcing right now, but it's not TV. Wouldn't you rather be bathed in blue light by a device the...
• Commented on Scientists invent "meat spaghetti" to trick kids
  Awwwww, hamburgers _again_? Why can't we have some meat-like bloated worms covered in marinara sauce??...
• Commented on Tesla coil guitar amp
  Gary61: Agreed, especially if it's Jack White....
• Commented on Laughter-triggered muscle weakness
  #11 "If someone holds me down and vigorously tickles me, my ability to hold in urine evaporates as I lose control of those muscles." Apreche: Who's got two thumbs and is going to sleep better at night knowing that info......
• Commented on Lamest "steampunk" iPhone ever now on eBay
  Put steampunk to bed... please? "It's somehow quite a bi[t] like watching the CEO of Hot Topic gang rape Jules Verne's corpse, isn't it?" ^^^ Worth a minimum of $500....
• Commented on Readercon's Steampunk panel - the podcast
  My iPod is sheathed in shiny metal. Got it right out of the box that way. That's so steampunk. When I pried it apart with a plastic tool molded to that, and only that, I felt like a fucking pioneer....
• Commented on Great opening lines from sf
  A few lines later, when Case is dubbed (by Ratz) Artiste of the Slightly Funny Deal, he sez "Somebody's gotta be funny around here. Sure the fuck isn't you." I've appropriated this line for use in many bars/ parties/ family...
• Commented on Machined aluminum LEGO-like brick keychains
  Hack, sure! Just... coat your legos in aluminum? This is just the ticket for my brother-in-law at Christmas. The guy gets visibly annoyed if you so much as even touch unassembled legos while he's building a castle/spaceship/whatever....