Crankfetter

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• Commented on Accused penis thieves captured
  Oh go ahead and take the damn thing. Nothing but a little trouble maker....
• Commented on Custom Super Mario underwear
  Cory... Oh, never mind....
• Commented on American waterboarding in times gone by: the Philippines water cure of 1901
  Torture is terror. You can't fight terror and be terror at the same time. And yet there's all this discussion as if it all hasn't been sorted out yet. There are no letters big enough to express the spirit of...
• Commented on Office tool crossed with a leatherman
  What, no taser?...
• Commented on LOLCat programming language: LOLCode
  I should have known there was a reason ......
• Commented on LOLCat programming language: LOLCode
  The command VISIBLE is not very LOLCAT. It isn't even misspelled. How about: SAYZ "HELO WRLD!!!!" or SEZ or YELZ ......
• Commented on Clever non-lethal mousetraps
  I do a similar trick for cockroaches. Slime the inner sides of a coffee can with Vaseline and drop in some bait....
• Commented on EatMeCrunchy cereal bowl keeps everything dry while you pick at your breakfast
  70% of your base are belong to us!...