kaosmonkey
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Commented on Hope is fading
heavy sigh...
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Commented on Shroud of Turin reproduced
if you wrap a cloth over a subject's face, transfer the image and unwrap, you end up with something like this http://www.daz-art.com/images/hi_poly_tut/bake2.jpg which is one of the reasons why, as unlikely as it sounds, I lean toward the theory that...
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Commented on Mechanical Tumor
Long live the new flesh...
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Commented on Tiny pinfire guns
You'll shoot your eye out....
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Commented on Breast implant serial numbers used to identify murder victim
Mom upon hearing that news: "Make sure you destroy my fake knee if you ever decide to kill me for the insurance money." "Sure thing, Mom."...
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Commented on Hedy Lamarr: '30s film diva, mobile phone tech pioneer, anti-Nazi gadget inventor.
@ dculberson your link, sir. http://www.hedy-lamarr.org/apps/videos/videos/view/4278435-ecstasy- Note the "string of pearls" falling to the floor at the climactic moment. Touché!...
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Commented on Mission Control: ambient music and NASA audio
Thanks for the tip. I'm really enjoying it. Smooths out the work day considerably. Weird thing was that for some reason my playlist seamlessly switched over to ScanAmerica and it took me forever to understand where the beats went....
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Commented on Associated Press DRM diagram demystified (with cuss-words)
Eat a dick, Helvetica! Mad lols...
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Commented on Review: A week with the Sumosac Gigantor
I have one of the giant ones that Jaxx makes. It took up most of my bedroom and it was a headache to navigate around but I loved it. The main drawback and reason it's now sitting over at my...
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Commented on Monkey suspected in garden store heist
I didn't do nuffin'...
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Commented on Websites that sell services to deceive others
$75 an hour isn't too bad. But I'm sure their real money comes in when they decide to blackmail you using all the information they've gathered. Who are you going to tell?...
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Commented on NASA's new restored footage of the Apollo 11 moon landing
Glad they decided not to put Jabba the Hutt back in....
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Commented on Richard Metzger's Tell It Like It Is Review of "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince"
TAKUAN - shouldn't that be "an idiot and his disposable income are soon parted"?...
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Commented on Giant clock made with human bodies
I'm looking forward to 9:15 /knuckle dragging...
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Commented on Soldier won't go to Afghanistan because he doesn't believe Obama is the president of the United States
#55 If I joined her Quitter Party, would I be able to subscribe to her Queets?...
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Commented on Spider pizza may be delicious, but I will not be eating it.
It would be nice if you could maybe carve the spider into fillets. I enjoy chicken on my pizza occasionally, but would balk if there were an entire feathered corpse on my slice. Any tips on how to disguise a...
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Commented on Asking sf writers to imagine terrorist scenarios is dumb
SO ANYWAY about those lone gunmen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUKQz-xm0is I know it's old hat for conspiracy theorists, but if it belongs anywhere it belongs here. Is it useful for SF writers to be coming up with terrorist scenarios? I don't have an...
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Commented on Gareth Branwyn: "I wander thro' each charter'd street... in William Gibson sneakers!"
shoulda seen what happened when the guest editor was trying to push an overpriced William Gibson messenger bag on Cool Tools a couple weeks ago. It was epic....
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Commented on Salty microbe may be world's oldest
mind. blown....
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Commented on The Least Exciting Moments in Sports
bowling...
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Commented on What Tech/Slang Should Disney Choose to Represent the '00s?
I can haz centuree?...
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Commented on Quote: Sony Pictures CEO on the value of the internet
Play him off, keyboard cat. Play him off....
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Commented on Architecture of evil: the lairs of games villains
I, too, have yet to finish that game. Damn!...
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Commented on We may or may not have refreshed <em>BBG</em>
My only comment is because my eyes aren't what they used to be after years of staring at a monitor. That stark contrast between the black and white is literally painful after a couple of minutes. It won't be anything...
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Commented on Retrotech: I want my vinyl back, too
Back door! Step Down! Back Door! Step Down!...
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Commented on Woman kills elephant with bow & arrow
elephant uses bow and arrow to kill psycho woman who had been stalking it since 2007 Now that's news....
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Commented on Sculpted caricatures of three of the Beatles by David O’Keefe
What was that old Phil Collins video? Featuring Reagan and Bonzo. And Marilyn Monroe's talking belly button.......
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Commented on San Francisco Muni begins to enforce imaginary no-photos policy
hershmire It's called not being a dick - something you might need to work on....
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Commented on GOOD: Lake Mead is drying up
Pat Mulroy, general manager of the Southern Nevada Water Authority, said, “We’ve taken water from the West now for a hundred years, maybe it’s time to start taking water from the East, rather than from the West.” ??????...
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Commented on Face Transplant Recipient Speaks Out
99 years for possession? Well, you know, there's community safety to consider......
