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• Commented on Man learns that Charles Manson is his biodad
  Hmmm, I'm not too sure about this. Sounds a little fishy to me. In fact, I call shenanigans....
• Commented on Antony Gormley - let's all go barefoot
  Tinea Pedis. Also known as Athletes Foot. Also, cleaning the feet? You have a good wash when you come inside? What about at work?...
• Commented on Chat in Metaplace
  thanks cmacis!...
• Commented on Chat in Metaplace
  Transcript please?...
• Commented on Counterfeit drugs
  I guess that blows a hole in one of the arguments for legalizing schedule 1 substances. There would just be counterfeits of the medical versions. :(...
• Commented on 2010 Moleskine desk calendar for $3.74
  paper? eeew. How does it talk to my pager/cell/gCallendar/shoe ?! As for the fetishization, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean that some people shouldn't get off on it....
• Commented on Terrifying huge breakfast is free if you eat it in 20 minutes
  Just a guess, but I'd say that's about 3000 calories, at least. Maybe 40-50 grammes of fat. Eeew, just eeew. Squick. I humbly request an otter chaser....
• Commented on After the big LA fires, terrain looks like a post-war moonscape: death, charred remains.
  Now would be the time to spread hemp seeds to grow some healthy robust hemp to help keep the top soil. Either way the new growth in a couple years will be gorgeous....
• Commented on Rich Seattle suburbs install ubiquitous surveillance cameras, cops follow all "suspicious" vehicles
  I hope the footage is going to be publicly available and backed up on multiple servers. This is exactly the kind of service that people need these days to keep an eye on their representatives. To make sure that the...
• Commented on Author John Scalzi "On The Asking of Favors From Established Writers"
  Yes, yes, that's all well and good to let off some steam at know nothings. Sure it feels good to assert your position as Successful Professional Writer/Artist by turning away idiots, but really, doesn't this world need more love, not...
• Commented on Smash-and-grab robbers clean out Apple store in 31 seconds
  1 - Smash and Grab? I hardly know her! (eh, not close) 2 - Smash and Grab? Damn near killed 'em! (better) 3 - I for one welcome our new Smash and Grab overlords (too political, too soon) 4 -...
• Commented on London bus with 16 CCTV cameras inside
  wake me from cryosleep when we can access all these cameras from our phones/homes, when the cameras lie on the world like dust....
• Commented on Write an iPhone disappointment Haiku in the comments, win a Mophie Juice Pack Air
  I bought this black box. Spoon fed the revolution. Ashes in my mouth....
• Commented on Visualizing up to ten dimensions
  fail....
• Commented on Boing Boing Video shoot notes: The Mighty Boosh
  You lucky buggers! I wanted to follow up with some witty reparte from the show, but there's so many lovelies to choose from. Let's just agree that throwing satsumas are each other in the snow, in our pants is a...
• Commented on Advisor: Why my GPS is bad for my brain
  I can see that. GPS is like masturbating. Good if you're away from home, but it can make you lazy....
• Commented on What's wrong with Jamba Juice's Get Your War On plagiarism
  Anyone else recall JJ's appropriation of the imagry and style of Tibetan Thangka paintings a few years ago?...
• Commented on Tip to encourage dinner party guests to dispose of olive pits
  Also works at the end of the party when the last straggles won't get the clue that it's time to go. Start cleaning up....
• Commented on Modular Snake Robot
  lovely robot snake action indeed! Might want to turn off the sound unless you dig on mid 90's coked up techno, which I adore....
• Commented on Scenes from an oxytocin party
  Next you'll be telling me child immunizations give them autism....
• Commented on "Pop Music" performed by popping balloons
  Want more? Try the Matmos album "Quasi Objects". The first track "Stupid Fambaloo" is made from samples taken whilst engaging in such tomfoolery as this song here....
• Commented on Know Your Mushrooms documentary
  Saw this in SF a month or so ago. It was really cute. Gary and Larry are fun guys....
• Commented on Chinese iPhone knock-off looks just like an iPhone, barely works
  The important thing to note here is that no human hands had a making in that product. From start to finish it was the work of a rogue a.i. run manufacturing plant at the bottom of the ocean. It trawls...
• Commented on Hot chili grenades
  Only problem is that some people are so immune they like it. Unlike the terrible sound based crowd dispersion technology which makes you feel like your flesh is burning....
• Commented on Four iPhone accessories I'd buy tomorrow...if they existed
  If not a tripod mount then at least flat edges so we can set the thing down without it needing to be propped up. Hmmm, maybe I'll just fab one....
• Commented on Half-man / half-Pooh Bear takes a break next to decapitated patriotic Mickey Mouse
  Being a mascot, especially at a major theme park, is really hard work. Some scary shit there....
• Commented on Project to make electronic communication network from raw materials in nature
  Seems plausible, just needs more people. It looks like a huge project in the raw man hours. I think he could get something going if he had a dozen people working with him. Maybe a couple years. Solo? A good...
• Commented on Licensed to Drink
  Great idea, but I'll let you burn the millions of dollars and decades of life it would take to get it into law....
• Commented on The Green Fairy
  Back in '99 I got some shipped to me from Germany. My girlfriend at the time drank 1/3 of the bottle straight during a party and woke up in the middle of the night vomiting blood on my bed. I...
• Commented on The Art of Living Dangerously
  "I wanted to know this: is it intrinsically better to be an Evel Knievel or a Caspar Milquetoast?" Mu....