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• Commented on Mutant teddy bear
  This looks like it is right out of Richard Corben's brain....
• Commented on IBM computer brain simulation as complex as a cat's
  So, let me get this straight: Firmware = Firmware Output = Hairballs Input = Herring Defraging = Licking myself all day Anybody else?...
• Commented on Dogs welcome soldiers home
  Just like Odysseus coming home....
• Commented on A drink that sounds even more unappetizing than "Dairy Drink"
  Ugh, I have to head off to the bathroom. I have been fighting a raging case of Dairylea. Maybe I have the swine flu....
• Commented on HOWTO make a Glenn Beck Diaper Halloween Mask
  Why so much venom? If you don't like him, simply ignore him. I just don't understand why so many people have to waste so much energy 'hating'. I think everyone would be better served if the energy were put into...
• Commented on Squirrel for dinner
  Mmmmm, those would make great squirrel and dumplings. Most Americans, unless they grew up in the country, have never eaten squirrel....
• Commented on Man stops trial with utterly disgusting behavior
  Oh, come on folks. Give him a break. He was probably just hungry for corn or maybe peanuts....
• Commented on Village of Twins
  From reading the article, Identical twins are mentioned several times, so I have to assume that they are referring to the incidence of monozygotic twins....
• Commented on Village of Twins
  In a related story, "Hilarious hijinks perpetrated by high-spirited twins higher than average in small Indian village. Dubbed the Parent Trap effect, the village copes with increased amount of confusion and pranks with a wry shake of the head."...
• Commented on Mutton Busting: children riding terrified sheep.
  I bet they had lamb chops for dinner that night. Mmmm, mmmm, good....
• Commented on BB Video: BIG YANK, a Weird '70s Jeans Ad (Oddball Film)
  I thought I recognized her....
• Commented on Muntadar "Shoe-Tossing Iraqi Guy" al-Zaidi: Jailed, Beaten, Status Unknown
  H h, y'r fnny....
• Commented on Muntadar "Shoe-Tossing Iraqi Guy" al-Zaidi: Jailed, Beaten, Status Unknown
  lv th wy my pst ws dtd (#12). Tkng wy ll my vwls ws s dvrs nd tlrnt. gss y nly gt n ndstrtd vc f y gr wth lft-lnng gnd. Pss th cl-d....
• Commented on Muntadar "Shoe-Tossing Iraqi Guy" al-Zaidi: Jailed, Beaten, Status Unknown
  Wr Crmnl? **Snr** Fnd nw drm t bt. Tht n s wrn t. r nxt Wr Crmnl tks ffc n Jnry....
• Commented on Browse iTunes for music, then buy from Amazon
  Steve Jobs says hipsters all like DRM. Why the need for this work-around?...
• Commented on Houston food banks need your help
  I just don't get the vemon that #1 and #5 are showing toward Houstonians. The entire city came together to take care of Katrina victims and suddenly because of a few ignorant forum trolls from Texas all us Houstonians get...
• Commented on Photos of Godzilla on set, circa 1955
  Holy crap! They have had giant people in Japan since 1955? It must be from the radiation....
• Commented on TSA declares war on large breasts
  My sternum is held together by wire, but I have not had to fly since my surgery. I did, however, set off a metal detector in a Federal court house. I showed my scar and was waved through. I wonder...
• Commented on Man jumps on eggs without breaking them
  This reminds me of the John Cleese quip to Kevin Klein in A Fish Called Wanda. 'Are you totally de-ranged?'...
• Commented on 6th severed foot found in B.C.?
  I am really hoping that this is some sort of medical school prank. Maybe the left foot was from a one-legged victim and the prankster/serial killer had no other choice....
• Commented on Freegan option for in-flight meals?
  Bingo! A Freegan is never going to be on a flight...unless planes now pick up hitchhikers on the runway....
• Commented on Crazy rasberry ants devour Houston's electronics
  Sure,I live in Houston we JUST had to have special ants. We are working on the man-eaters as we speak. They are a hybrid of fire ants and hyenas. We call them bonecracker ants....