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Commented on Biofeedback bracelet for stressed daytraders
EmoBracelet and EmoBowl? So if you wear this thing, will you find yourself listening to lots of Linkin Park and fighting the urge to wear lots of dark makeup?...
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Commented on Hope is fading
You're right. We're all fools, compared to you. We should have kowtowed to your staggering genius, as clearly you are morally and intellectually superior to us all. *Grovels at your altar* Forgive me, oh great one....
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Commented on Owner of trendy Manhattan restaurant Paradou plumbs new depths of evil bad-bossitude
Yeah, cause calling someone a name for misplacing a comma is totally mature and polite....
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Commented on Guy mounts coffee cup on car roof, tweets about peoples' reactions
I'm immature, what can I say. :)...
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Commented on Guy mounts coffee cup on car roof, tweets about peoples' reactions
Some years ago Jackass set up a prank where a guy casually put a seemingly-occupied car seat on the roof of his car while he was doing something, then got in the car and started to drive off. People were...
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Commented on Hippos don't like croocdiles climbing over their backs
Holy moly. I feel kinda bad for the crocodile. Those pictures are gripping. If they gave out Darwin awards for animals he'd surely be in the running....
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Commented on Library workers fired for colluding to keep graphic novel from being checked out by 11-year old girl
My library has a pretty large selection of graphic novels, including the entirety of 'Sandman.' :) These people should never be allowed to work in a library again - at least Cook shouldn't, anyway. Clearly, she is more interested in...
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Commented on Police officer tasers a 10-year-girl who resisted being taken to a youth center
Well, I'm just shocked....
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Commented on Arrr, This be pleasin' to me uterus
Rob has a uterus? This is news to me. NTTAWWT....
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Commented on Conservative children's book vilifies Nancy Pelosi
We all know its important to have kids learning how to hatemonger and villify as soon as possible....
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Commented on Tales from a kangaroo shooter
Oh my heart just swells with empathy for you poor, poor kangaroo gutters. Imagine the horror of voluntarily taking a job killing and mutilating as many animals as possible! Truly valiant. Damn animals, how dare they be born....
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Commented on Auction for a private tour of Griffith Observatory in Los Angeles with Leonard Nimoy
The point of the auction is to raise money for charity. No one is going to pay over $5,000 for a tour with Dr. Nobody the Unknown Astronomer, even if he is whipsmart and a swell guy. Now people might...
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Commented on The Edge Case: Indies Rally To Raise Copyfight Awareness
I wonder if he's sued U2's The Edge yet....
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Commented on The Edge Case: Indies Rally To Raise Copyfight Awareness
Wow, this guy sounds like a cretin....
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Commented on An evening of confusion with Dell customer service
You're right. Lisa should be deeply ashamed for expecting good customer service during a recession. Everyone should know that in this economic clime, its acceptable to do your job poorly....
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Commented on Pratchett's "Unseen Academicals" - a gift to Discworld lovers and an argument for the importance of sport
Wut? Perhaps you mistakenly obtained an identically named book? For I too have read 'unseen academicals' and it was none of those things you mentioned.. not a one. o.O...
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Commented on MJ's funeral cost a mil
I'd bet good money he'd prefer the cash to go towards helping kids too. Despite all the slander, he's never struck me as the sort to be egomaniacal....
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Commented on Slow loris: possibly cutest animal ever
I think that statement applies to BoingBoingers too... back in the basement everyone! :p...
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Commented on Shoes made out of bread
Seems like they would keep your feet nice and toesty....
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Commented on Scutigera Coleoptrata: In Your Bathroom, On Your T-Shirt
Argh no. Evil, wrong and bad....
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Commented on Crucixion and beheading for child rapist in Saudi Arabia
If you do not understand the difference between a bill regarding reporting rape and the goverment putting people to death, there's something deeply wrong, my friend....
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Commented on Goldwag: Some thoughts about 9/11 Truth
Well thank goodness we have you with your magic psychic connection that gives you the TRUE STORY!!11!!11!!11 that no one else can see. I feel so much more enlightened now. Tell me, can the magic psychic voice also predict next...
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Commented on NASA to irradiate monkeys
If i were in a cage in a lab being subjected to radiation against my will, you can bet your ass I'd be biting, scratching and possibly even throwing poo. But we do have our priorities and when it comes...
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Commented on Seventh foot washes ashore in British Columbia
Whomever's behind this clearly has no sole....
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Commented on Book: Rules for my Unborn Son
Geez, some of you are real uptight. Might wanna have a laydown, enjoy a cup of tea. Life must be a real nightmare for you being so wound up all the time....
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Commented on How to memorialize friends who have passed away on Facebook
Surely you must be aware of the staggeringly high body count from Mafia Wars. I was killed twice on FB just the other day....
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Commented on Spectator throws out public safety, embraces sensationalism and AIDS denialism
I think we should have debate on whether snorting cocaine seven days a week is actually bad for you are not, led by a panel of drug user experts....
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Commented on 555 California security guards in San Fran threaten to punch sidewalk photographer, break his f*cking camera
I'd just about pee my pants if I were threatened by 500+ security guards....
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Commented on Kfetch
I don't particularly buy those as racist. The pimp one is particularly stretching it. What, the outfit is racist because the DOG is black in color? Riiight....
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Commented on Whip-scorpion romance
Argh. I may never sleep again....
