Duffong

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• Commented on Anti-energy drinks
  Jesus Christ, smoke some fucking weed already....
• Commented on Stonehenge: virtual 3D animation
  CIA/NSA's about 10-12 years ahead of this. Just throwin' it out there....
• Commented on Murdoch-Microsoft deal in the works
  In the future, you'll be able to spot Explorer users as their browsers will be screaming at them telling them who to hate....
• Commented on Demi claims missing hipflesh is for real. But $5,000 says it's Moore photoshopping.
  There is only one way to settle this, Demi must get nekkid and show us all her goodies. After that, we can look at her thigh and see if her story checks out....
• Commented on Plaices of Death
  Looks fresh....
• Commented on To the anonymous gay teen who asked for help in a Boing Boing comment thread
  Xeni, you did a really nice thing there - helping a stranger in need. It's almost... christian. Oh damn, now I've confused myself....
• Commented on World's most awesome cheap Chinese toy
  Nice floor. (Insert thumbup icon here)...
• Commented on Large Hadron Collider: Now This Is Just Getting Ridiculous
  When they switched on the first computer a moth flew in and blew a vacuum tube. Thus, the phrase "there's a bug in the system" came to be. When they switched on the LHC for the first time a bird...
• Commented on Careless forklift driver brings down the warehouse - video
  They were just digging for the good stuff...
• Commented on Portraits of child beauty pageant participants
  Gross. I'll take flesh eating bot flies and lampreys over this stuff any day....
• Commented on Goat rentals for clearing brush
  who then clears the goat poo?...
• Commented on Iraq: Open Thread, "Bloody Sunday"
  As an American, white, middle aged, and employed, I'm going to exercise my right to interpret the news so that it becomes salient to my interests. Reality be damned. Sunday Bloody Sunday 1 bottle (Cold) Beer 2 dashes Salt 6...
• Commented on More bad news for Shepard Fairey: AP amends countersuit, claims purposeful deceit
  well, as much as I sorta like the guy, if that's the truth, well then so be it, he deserves it....
• Commented on Another impossibly skinny Ralph Lauren model
  same photo retoucher is too lonely at work...
• Commented on Report on a revival meeting for the creepy Process Church
  Why's Jesus white?...
• Commented on It's Time To Play...Is! It! Sinful!?
  This works really well if you actually decide to sin: Are you Randy? > yes Are you married? > no Stop Sin! > yes (sin, have sex anyways) Are you in Church? > yes Stop Sin! > yes (sin, have...
• Commented on Senegal: President builds $27 million statue, claims tourism profits over "intellectual rights."
  This just goes to show how Africa is doing it all wrong. With it's left hand the statue should be holding a money sack, not a baby. And with it's right hand instead of holding a woman it should be...
• Commented on Purported PS3 ad sports Nazi imagery
  So the Nazi officer gives the gamer life? Or is it the other way around? Either way, I guess I get the message with the noir-skater edge to it. But you gotta admit that Nazis sure sell a hell of...
• Commented on Tilt-shift video: a day at the Magic Kingdom
  You know tilt shift goes mainstream when Disney shows up at the party....
• Commented on Windows 7 party time!
  Common side effects: Urge to kill rising!...
• Commented on Al Franken talks an anti-healthcare-reform mob down
  "Minnesota Nice" is a form of passive aggressive violence... that makes this down right pitchfork 'n torches furious....
• Commented on Want indigestion? There's an app for that
  To quote the Onion due to epic-ness of app: HOLY SHIT, MAN WALKS ON FUCKING MOON!...
• Commented on Bang Bang Club
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• Commented on 1945 patent for a one-legged hopping tank
  And yet another object of the invention is to baffle engineers should it ever fall into enemy hands....
• Commented on Barney Frank pwns crazy lady at "town hall" meeting, effectively invoking Godwin's law.
  Well said, though I feel bad for the dining room table....
• Commented on Burning Man Responds to EFF over fair use and photo rights attack
  I don't know about you suckers, but I plan to copyright Jupiter. Take one unlicensed photo of my planet or use one of my photos without permission and I'm coming hard down on you with whatever law happens too apply...
• Commented on Zune HD pre-orders open
  What's the catch on these things again? Other than the lack of AVI/MKV support... :shrug:...
• Commented on Movie industry wants the right to take your house off the net without full judicial review
  It shouldn't a matter of the industry having the right to do this - maybe the obvious answer is that everyone legitimizes them by continuing to use their products. Stop buying their crap and they'll come begging for you....
• Commented on Behold! Music labels introduce own music file format, CMX
  I get the creepy feeling the music industry is run by an army of miniaturized Dick Cheney clones....
• Commented on Continental imprisons 50 passengers overnight in grounded plane with no food, overflowing toilets
  Nine.... ... ... eleven. /Lois...