Asswipe Johnson

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• Commented on Tokyo street-sign as accidental Little Brother cover
  Nn-stp, y-rll-ndcng slf-prmtn sd, t s prtty hlrs t hv wrttn bk lk Lttl Brthr nd thn cnsr cmmnts n yr blg frm ppl wh sy thngs y dn't lk. h, 'm srry. Wht mnt t sy ws: Nn-stp, y-rll-ncng...
• Commented on XKCD role-players reenact "I Love the World" strip
  gh, ft nrds....
• Commented on US Gov't torture playlist stickers
  "These stickers I designed... make a small political statement about state violence." No, they don't. They really, really don't. Not at all. This reminds me of that Patton Oswalt bit about how he hates George Bush, but he also hates...
• Commented on (Apocryphal?) anecdote about Fahrenheit 451
  #3 It's OK to burn books you don't agree with? THAT'S WHY WE DON'T HAVE MOST OF THE WRITINGS OF THE ANCIENT GREEKS, Y FCKNG CCKTRT....
• Commented on Goodbye, George Carlin
  Epic bummer. Someone hold me please while I sob this one out....
• Commented on Welcome to social networking ONLINE.
  I liked this better the first time I saw it, when it was called "Gabe and Max's Internet Thing."...
• Commented on Locus Award winners announced -- After the Siege is best novella 2008!
  Chabon's book was my favorite of last year, but how does "alternate history" come under the umbrella of science fiction? There wasn't a single sci-fi element to that story....
• Commented on People in love with objects
  I said it before and I'll say it again: Fucking Cylons!...
• Commented on Author sues bookstores for selling his book
  I didn't read beyond this headline. I'm just going to assume it's J. K. Rowling....
• Commented on Shangri-las: "Give Him a Great Big Kiss" (1965)
  The Shangri-Las are amazing. "Give Him a Great Big Kiss," "Remember (Walking in the Sand)," "Leader of the Pack," "Train from Kansas City," "Out in the Street." Phew! They were terrific. Airship is a douche....
• Commented on Big Buck Bunny: CC-licensed animated short made with free/open animation tool Blender
  Philosophically I think this is great, and the animation itself looks pretty good, but this cartoon overall is fairly dumb and unimaginative. In other words, despite all its behind-the-scenes innovation, Big Buck Bunny isn't actually any good....
• Commented on Emotionally charged photo of woman being evicted from private property in Brazilian Amazon
  "mtnlly chrgd." gss t wld b "mtnlly chrgd" f gv sht. Bt dn't, s t's mr lk "mtnlly whtvs."...
• Commented on Blue Flame by Run with the Kittens
  Why are we supposed to care about this?...
• Commented on Citizen issues parking ticket to cop
  That this represents an overreaction is irrelevant. Anything a citizen does to make life miserable for the pigs without himself violating the law is totally righteous....