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Commented on Death-ray enthusiast calls for official "Anti-Muslim 'Backlash'"
An "Anti-Muslim Backlash?" Really? What did he think bombing the everliving fuck out of Afghanistan and Iraq was?...
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Commented on Whip-scorpion romance
Jesus Christ! What the hell do I roll to kill this thing?...
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Commented on Dutch Schultz's secret buried treasure
A really cool version of Schultz's story is "Billy Bathgate," by E. L. Doctorow. Good read....
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Commented on Dingbat dictatorship in Belarus invents magical anti-cancer pockets for school uniforms
They waterboarded a puppy?...
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Commented on @BBVBOX: recent guest-tweeted web video picks (boingboingvideo.com)
Sadly, this is how most people around the world see Americans....
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Commented on Let Go, Let Brown
Pepsi God? What ever happened to "King of Jews, King of Beers?"...
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Commented on Two-year-old has a pack a day habit
I bet this kid just gave every tobacco executive in the world a raging hardon....
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Commented on Atom-Bomb Bikini: The Lurid Art of Robert Ullman
These sample pictures are blatantly offensive: What kind of teams are these on the jerseys? The L.A. Kings? San Jose Sharks? Minnesota WILD? Geez......
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Commented on Things to say during sex (Doogie Horner flowchart lulz).
I'd add, "This won't take long."...
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Commented on God Hates the World, by Westboro Baptist Church
Funny, the rest of the world seems to be doing just fine, despite apparently incurring the wrath of God. Maybe God actually hates the Westboro Baptist Church....
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Commented on Illegal e-waste dumped in Ghana includes unencrypted hard drives full of US security secrets
www.dban.org, bitches! My data is SAFE!...
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Commented on Dancing manias
Yeah, I was pretty sure raving was dead since 1374....
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Commented on Jesse Ventura on The View
Gotta love Ventura: An ex-Navy-SEAL and former wrestler who proves you can be against torture and still remain a tough-guy. This man should totally be president one day....
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Commented on Montreal cop cuffs, busts and fines student $450 for not holding escalator rail in subway
A slight quibble with the post: this wasn't actually the Montreal cops, just the Montreal *Transit* cops. Different police force, and Montrealers have had problems with them before regarding brutality and excessive use of force. And yes, Madfist, they have...
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Commented on Pirate Bay anthem for your remixing pleasure
Nice, but I was kind of hoping for a sea-shanty....
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Commented on Harper's Weekly on Swine Flu
@ Anonymous 23 You're absolutely right: A swine flu epidemic could be a catastrophe of aporkalyptic proportions. Thank you! Thank you!...
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Commented on Bank ad from Argentina, about several kinds of "change."
I really look forward to seeing the American version of this commercial in 2051....
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Commented on The Butt Race, a 1965 stop-motion movie
I remember this being a Monty Python sketch. Can't remember which one, though....
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Commented on Xeni, I Think We're Going to Need a Bigger Unicorn
Smeagol?...
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Commented on Raquel Welch (On Cross)
This is even hotter than a picture of Jesus on the cross....
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Commented on Company puts bounty on porta-potty arsonist
I'm with the arsonist on this one: If the cistern cannot be changed, it must be destroyed....
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Commented on Hugo ballot is up -- Little Brother up for best novel!
...up against "The Graveyard Book" and "Anathem" no less. 2008 was a helluva year for SF....
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Commented on Freak group photo
Mothers of Invention tour circa 1905. FZ's in the middle, wearing the Stetson....
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Commented on Canada's science minister is a creationist
With all due respect to the evolution debate, I think that this guy's got some more serious problems: One is that he thinks his religious beliefs are private and can get him off the hook as far as his job...
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Commented on William S. Burroughs shopping lists on eBay
Anyone else think these just may be fakes? It worked for Lee Siegel....
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Commented on Hallucinations that are tied to eye disease
Maybe this explains Van Gogh's green fairy better than absinthe did. I can't get any hallucinations from that stuff no matter how much of it I drink....
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Commented on Ooh-De-Lally song from Disney's Robin Hood goes to the Tower of Babel
I thought this song sucked until I played all of the clips at once. Now *that's* entertainment....
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Commented on BB Video: How's Your News? Comedy/News by Disabled People, Produced by South Park's Matt + Trey.
I remember reading about this in Vice Magazine in like 1998. Did a network only just pick this up, or are Parker and Stone just ripping off an old idea?...
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Commented on Time-lapse of a 9-month-old at play
This video definitely needs the Benny Hill treatment....
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Commented on Hospital fetish restaurant in Latvia
Well, nothing says "Great Food and Atmosphere" like a hospital, so this kind of makes sense....
