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• Commented on Jack White and The Dead Weather interview themselves (debut album "Horehound" out today).
  @16 - You say Rainn Wilson, I say Jacko. Seriously, I've seen some pics of Jack White out & about with dark hair & white skin that make him look like Jacko's doppelganger....
• Commented on "We did not know that child abuse was a crime," says retired Catholic archbishop
  ...either they would not remember or they would ‘grow out of it’." Holy sh*t! You "grow out" of sleeping with a stuffed animal at night, or insisting on wearing your bathing suit every day. You don't f*cking grow out of...
• Commented on Town bans hoods, hats, shades in banks
  Perhaps the cell phone ban is unrelated but got lumped in - you know, roll out all the changes at once. It might be a courtesy issue for the tellers. It's difficult to do a transaction when the other party...
• Commented on Rampant boobies to reign at Disneyland!
  @#12 - I saw someone flash during a ride only once during my time at WDW. A group of girls got on, and when right before they hit the second drop, one girl stands up and pulls up her shirt...
• Commented on Visit to a smouldering coal-fire ghost-town
  You're not a true Pennsylvanian until you've done a road trip through Centralia. It's like a rite of passage....
• Commented on The Mind-Blowing World of Human Chimeras
  Discovery Health Channel just reaired a documentary about chimerism the other day. It's called "I Am My Own Twin." This is why I minored in biology - the human body is so fascinating!...
• Commented on High School Teacher Recounts "Sexting" Ordeal That Ruined His Career
  Antinous, you've got some great ideas, but unfortunately, it's not that cut & dry. The school my mother works at has banned cell phones, but that doesn't stop the students from texting in the middle of class. As for notifying...
• Commented on High School Teacher Recounts "Sexting" Ordeal That Ruined His Career
  My mother works at a high school. The horror stories she tells are enough to keep me from ever considering teaching at ANY level. I'm forwarding this article to her....
• Commented on Terrifying, Gory Workplace Safety PSA Horror-Video
  AAAAAHHH! AAAHHH! AAAHHH! No, I won't be here tomorrow, I'm too frakking scared to work here!...
• Commented on Woman places 3 calls to 911 to complain about McNuggets incident
  I worked as a manager at a McD's, and I can't believe that they refused to give her a refund. That's poor management. It's not like it's a retail store, where she bought an expensive appliance or something and then...
• Commented on Ways To Be Cool
  This is awesome. So many questions... like Williamsburg as in Virginia? And who's Steve? McQueen? But the best has to be, simply, "Irony."...
• Commented on Giant spider eats bird
  OH GOD!! Nightmare fodder!!!...
• Commented on Photos of trash cars
  I saw a trash-filled van once at a convenience store. My mom and I could not stop gawking at it, walking around it to see how the trash filled the passenger seat, back seats, and trunk. We couldn't understand how...
• Commented on Mickey Mouse arrested at Disneyland
  Another reason these folks may not be so willing to get new jobs - the perks you get by working for the Mouse. The only reason I've kept my seasonal job at WDW is so I can keep getting into...
• Commented on Tree pareidolia in Goshen, NH
  I also see Alice Cooper. Or The Crow....
• Commented on Rat-owning animal-hoarding rapture-obsessed twin elderly ladies versus the family next door
  I'm assuming that when the Denhams checked out the house, the previous owner's dog was there not only to cover the smell of urine, but probably also to keep the rats away. Just a guess. I'm totally going to have...
• Commented on Johnny Depp in sausage form
  Urkel O's did indeed exist. I tried a box when they came out... I was 12... and they were awful. I think they were strawberry and banana flavored O's....
• Commented on Brides demand breast-surgery for their bridesmaids
  @3 Antinous - My maid of honor is gorgeous. I am considering outfitting her in a burlap sack and pigtails in order to ensure that she doesn't outshine me on my big day. I'm only half-kidding....
• Commented on Teen discovers bat hiding in her bra
  Direct quote: "I keep thinking how could I have not known it was there?" Miss Hawkins said. My thoughts exactly! Note to self: go home and check every bra for small vermin.......
• Commented on Two unfriendly signs from Orlando Florida
  I'm a seasonal cast member at Splash Mountain, and I can confirm that the second sign is NOT from the ride. I know the first sign is definitely from MuppetVision in DHS, the second one might be from the gift...
• Commented on Uncombable Hair Syndrome
  Does this explain Nick Nolte's mug shot from a few years back?...
• Commented on Woman who couldn't stop itching
  I cannot stop picturing scenes from the movie Cabin Fever. Ick, ick, ick. True or not, that is GROSS....
• Commented on Kids' furniture shaped like giant books
  When I build my dream library in my dream house, I'm so getting furniture from them. Want!...
• Commented on Rubbing estrogen on penis-tip prevents HIV transmission?
  @ Eustace & Bobdotcom - A girl's gotta have her standards. @ 27 - That comment made my day, thanks....
• Commented on Mobile phones alter brain behavior?
  @2 - Tenn - Ever since I got my cell phone, I can't stop listening to Gordon Lightfoot!! Should I be worried? ;P...
• Commented on MUNI makes Narnia poster cool
  No prob. I relish any chance to show off my comic book geekiness. And to help others get free beer....
• Commented on MUNI makes Narnia poster cool
  @13 Tenn & @15 Ornith: Um, I believe LZ was being sarcastic, guys. Did you see his mention of James Howlett? That would be Logan's, aka Wolverine, real name. And Frank Castle? That's the Punisher, if I'm not mistaken. And...
• Commented on Woman goes on YouTube to air divorce grievances
  Takuan- She not only humilates herself in the video, and her husband, talking about his viagra, porn, and condom stash that she found, but she proceeds to call his assistant and questions her about it. The poor assistant, getting caught...