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• Commented on Abstinence-only rappers sing about the "Christian Side Hug"
  And here I thought there wasn't anything lamer than suburban kids rapping. I was wrong. Oh so very wrong....
• Commented on Chickens terrified of dried sunflower head
  I used to own five Budgies, and although I can't say that they're anything like chickens, I do have experience with how the little dudes behave. Generally when I introduced a new toy or a seed thingy, they would immediately...
• Commented on Online matchmaking site analyzes attractiveness vs. message traffic
  I also have a OKC profile, and what you said about the rating system in Quickmatch is true (well, in my case, at least. I cannot speak for OKC sistahs.) If I think the guy seems alright, I'll give him...
• Commented on Coffee flavor Yoplait
  I've tried coffee-flavored yogurt before. I don't care what brand it is, that stuff is nasty....
• Commented on Study suggests women's illness leads to partner abandonment more often than men's
  Well..this is right depressing. Guess I shouldn't ever get sick. T_T...
• Commented on Do chimps grieve?
  Since chimps have a fairly high level of intelligence and are capable of remembering things, I think it's a safe bet that they are capable of feeling emotion. Hell, I had a PARROT that got depressed and wouldn't leave me...
• Commented on Skeleton Dance cartoon from 1929
  This is one of my fave cartoons. Old skool animation ftw....
• Commented on Crows Recognize Human Faces
  The corvidaes are awesome, so this doesn't surprise me in the least....
• Commented on 13 year old kid reviews a 30 year old Sony Walkman
  If you were one of the cool kids, you had a 30-lb ghetto blaster that you'd heave onto your shoulder and walk around with. :D...
• Commented on British cops deliver Catch 22 to photographers: you're not allowed to know which areas you're not allowed to photograph
  This might just be 3 am and three beers talking, but WTF? I'm shnockered and that statement makes no freakin' sense to me. Couoldn't they at least come up with a better BS explanation like our government does for ufoS?...
• Commented on Rebinding a 1518 edition of Ovid
  I'd have been too chicken to do anything to a book that old. I get nervous rebinding the ones that are a fraction of that age. X_x...
• Commented on Hobby robot actuator can destroy your finger in an instant
  So long as nobody makes a robot in the form of a piano, I think our fingers are safe......for now, at least....
• Commented on Michael Jackson's weirdest detritus, a photoset
  ^ And speaking of denial......
• Commented on Mormon Crickets Dislike Led Zeppelin
  So, blast some Slayer, and it'll get rid of the crickets...? On a sidenote, Scutigera Coleoptratas are damned creepy. I'd rather have my house infested by giant mutant rats than those things. *shiver*...
• Commented on Michael Jackson's weirdest detritus, a photoset
  *shakes head* What amount of money did he waste on this crap that would've been put to better use being spent on daily psychiatric help? What a broken mind....
• Commented on "Your business card is CRAP!"
  @#24: Thank you for that American Psycho chaser...that was totally the first thing that came to mind when I saw this. As a career graphic designer, I think some people take this sh!t waaaay too seriously....
• Commented on Gaiman's "Blueberry Girl": a benediction for a girl's happy life
  Pretty much so anything that pops out of Neil's brain is going to be awesome. Because he has awesome brains....
• Commented on It's Cute This Way
  What, the hairless chimp wasn't creepy enough, so now it's a hairless CLOWN chimp?...
• Commented on Woman has developed an imaginary, but useful, third arm
  What would really be cool? If the extra limb could actually pick up objects....
• Commented on What you should be afraid of instead of terrorists
  And zombies. Don't forget those....
• Commented on Malthus: vampire slayer
  THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK! D:...
• Commented on Physical Cosmologies: The Shining
  I see what the guy is getting at, and he's made some very astute (albeit somewhat loose) observations. I totally comprehend this, but I'm going to be a smartass and say that he's been toking too much while watching Kubrik....
• Commented on Interview with creator of $500 Half-Life movie
  Not too shabby. And I concur on the $500 argument...if you're a student, you can stretch that $500 a loooong way....
• Commented on Orestes Pursued by the Furries
  When typos are made, hilarity ensues....
• Commented on About those lynch mobs on the campaign trail.
  @ #50: Actually, the default pronunciation is "Missourah", but "Misery" is more accurate. In more ways than one. I've lived in Missouri all my life, and I hate it. And seeing crap like this makes me hate it even more....
• Commented on New McCain TV smear ad leaked: "The REAL Real Barack Obama"
  That was awesomesauce. XD...
• Commented on Homosexuals should carry warning tattoos, says London Stock Exchange chaplain
  Sure, okay, if he wants to do that, then he should get the "creepy pedo" tattoo on his forehead. Weirdo....
• Commented on Photos from the denim distressing factory
  ...forget about the jeans, who's the cute guy in the photo? :D...
• Commented on Sharpest photo of Jupiter from Earth
  ooOooooooh. Pretty....
• Commented on Sarah Palin in 30 seconds
  ... I'm gonna go weep in a darkened corner now....