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• Commented on Bicycle defense kit fits in Altoids tin
  Can't say that I agree with this kit, I don't think the answer is to be a jerk yourself. I would say the only thing I would use in this kit are the stickers and citizen tickets....
• Commented on Knit hat stabs you in the head if you don't smile
  I swear, if the Overlords catch wind of this and I am issued one in my Weekly PIA (Personal Items Allowance), I'm not going to be happy with you, Lauren....
• Commented on Zeitoun Book Giveaway Haiku Contest
  One, Two, Three, Four, Five One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six... oops One, Two, Three Four, Five...
• Commented on Lawyers for TV überdouche Glenn Beck go after satirical website, saying the url itself is defamatory
  Did Glenn Beck father a crack-addicted prostitute's child in 1992? Has he been covering this up for the last 17 years? News at 11....
• Commented on Patriotic donut holes and cakes commemorating 9/11
  My god, they look like blood-soaked snowballs....
• Commented on Dutch government tries to stop 13-year-old girl from sailing around world solo
  Also, how would you feel if you were one of the parents that let her go and something horrible did happen?...
• Commented on Dutch government tries to stop 13-year-old girl from sailing around world solo
  Unless the girl can prove that she is mentally and physically able to withstand the perils of the sea, she shouldn't be allowed to take this journey. "Since I was 10 years old, I've known that I would like to...
• Commented on Is that a shoe on your head or are you just happy to see me?
  Dali's Hallucinogenic Toreador immediately came to mind......
• Commented on Introducing the Atlas Obscura
  From the descriptions, I think I would be highly interested in this site, but there's bugz n ur surverz....
• Commented on Personally, My Money's On the Narwhal
  So I suppose we should ask for Narwhal chasers from now on... NARWHAL 4 LIFE...
• Commented on Truck with raised trailer smashed into overpass
  You think the guy that doesn't notice his bed is up would notice two guys waving in a truck from across a huge strip of grass? Granted, they should have tried, but some people aren't exactly filled with a sense...
• Commented on When Do We Start Calling Years 'Twenty-Somethings'?
  The short answer is that they are all "right", it just depends on your personal perception. I propose that we be forced to stick with what we said in 2001: "Two thousand and one". so 2113 would be "Two thousand...
• Commented on The Economist: the "least bad" way to deal with drug problem is to legalize them
  @35 Who is to day it would be available at walmart? Why wouldn't they deal with it the tried and true "coffeshop" way? You can only get it in certain places that would not be frequented by youngsters. You choose...
• Commented on Photos from Pripyat, abandoned Chernobyl workers' town
  A HA! So the street art *is* real! Take THAT, Daniel! Amazing photos, I WILL make it there one day......
• Commented on Scientology TV show blames psychiatry for turning Osama bin Laden into a terrorist
  @13 That last one was most certainly Freud....
• Commented on Robokey key toppers start the robotification of your home at the key chain
  Check out the company that designs all this crazy awesome stuff http://www.worldwidefred.com...
• Commented on Nanocars in motion
  I am pleasantly dumbfounded on a daily basis. Simply amazing....
• Commented on A "magic" way to make money on the Internet!
  Look, I just typed in a box and it was magically posted to the internet! One click, even!...
• Commented on Microsoft Zune spec ad finally gets the metaphor right
  Yeah, thanks for that... *bbbflaaargh*...
• Commented on Shine The Light on Obama
  Psst... @3, he's not the president yet...
• Commented on Growing list of successful pot smokers
  Aw, man... I was gonna post somebody up here but I forgot who. Bummer, dude....
• Commented on He's a cat, flushing the toilet: music video
  I hope my cat never learns this. I'm going to have to block this site when I'm not around....
• Commented on Titles from Little Nemo in Slumberland
  There was a game for the NES based on this series called Little Nemo - Dream Master (1990). It's amazing going back to the things you loved when you were growing up and realizing that there is history behind them....
• Commented on Poisonous recipe recalled
  I can't believe the Swedish Chef has not been referenced here yet... You take the vhort and put it in the sort de hoort! 20 norts of nortmort in the poort nort!...
• Commented on Richard Dawkins reads his hate-mail aloud
  Brought this to mind immediately YOU MAKE ME TOUCH YOUR HANDS FOR STUPID REASONS YMTD, make sure you have your headphones on at work....
• Commented on USDA reports 406,000 pounds of "cattle heads containing prohibited materials recalled"
  I would be SO ANGRY if I got home from a long days work, sat down to a freshly baked cow head, and find out that there are tonsils in it. I mean, yuck, right?...
• Commented on IMF: one-in-four chance of global recession caused by US debt crisis
  I believe that this is a sign that perhaps we shouldn't put the collective world's eggs in one basket. Especially when that basket is being swung about by a conscientiously, morally, and academically bankrupt president. Despite my user name here,...