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• Commented on Demi claims missing hipflesh is for real. But $5,000 says it's Moore photoshopping.
  Photoshop disaster or not, she looks awful. Ethiopian famine chic just, like, so 2008, you know?...
• Commented on Holy water dispensers to combat swine flu
  Surely their invisible magic friend who lives in the sky will protect them?...
• Commented on What MP3 player should I buy?
  Why bother with a separate MP3 player? I use my G1 with noise-cancelling audio-technica earbuds which more than make up for the deficiencies of the G1's audio hardware and audio processing capabiliteis....
• Commented on Guy in Egypt orders "artificial hymen kit" over the internet, blogs about it
  I'm fully expecting some Muslim apologist to explain that women not being allowed to have sex before marriage is really feminist and empowering....
• Commented on Brit copyright group says, "No laptops allowed in cinemas"
  If they were any more tech savvy - which they obviously aren't - they'd be banning smartphones as well. Going to the cinema is increasingly expensive and unpleasant - I'd rather stay at home and watch downloaded films - nice...
• Commented on What actual Mayans are saying about 2012
  "Just after 10 past 8"....
• Commented on Gag order blocks Guardian from reporting on Parliament
  Don't worry, troubling reports about things you really shouldn't know about will soon be repressed by Lord Mandelson. Any 'news' that isn't approved by the UK government and Rupert Murdoch will end up in the internet's wast paper basket. In...
• Commented on Are Muslim Women Oppressed? Ask One
  Are Scientologists brainwashed? Ask one!...
• Commented on Lily Allen's copyright problem
  Such a shame, I used to like and/or fancy her - now all I see is an uninformed loud-mouthed fool....
• Commented on MP3 player in an old training-grenade
  Somewhere a Dalek is wondering where its tunes went....
• Commented on Monstrous art
  That would make a damned good glow-in-the dark T-shirt....
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  Or iComa with the latest OS...
• Commented on Student kills burglary suspect with Samurai sword
  I'm against the death penalty ( = the state can kill you) but in favour of self-defence / defence of property - any scumbag that comes into my home has abrogated his rights....
• Commented on Britain's postal-code database online at Wikileaks: produced at public expense, not owned by the public
  I suppose the thinking here is that as long as it's effectively kept secret, it can be resold - thus reducing the costs for the tax payer. A similar justification could be applied to the proposed iPlayer HD broadcast flag...
• Commented on Brits: sign petitition to kill proposal to disconnect accused infringers from the net!
  Remember recording the Top 20 off the radio? That didn't kill music but the music industry is still trying. Somebody give slimeball Mandy a white Persian cat to stroke......
• Commented on If lotto tickets told the truth
  'Buying hope' - buying FALSE hope. In all probability....
• Commented on Lawyers for TV überdouche Glenn Beck go after satirical website, saying the url itself is defamatory
  FREE SPEECH! FREE SPEECH! Why does Glenn Beck hate America so?...
• Commented on Treatment of intersexed African athlete appalling
  Given that sport often has to be divided by gender then it would be unfair to other women athletes for her to be competing against them, it's not nice for her but then sport isn't nice at this level. If...
• Commented on Photos of Steve Jobs and his new Nano
  So now we'll also be annoyed by tinny video on the bus and train rather than tinny audio?...
• Commented on Samoan motorists switch to driving on the left
  In the UK they're phasing in driving on the right. During the first week only cars will drive on the right, during the second week lorries will also drive on the right......
• Commented on What the world will look like if/when the oceans rise.
  "London is drowning and I... Live by the river!"...
• Commented on High-larious steampunk remixes from B3ta
  As soon as I saw that on B3ta, I thought "Doctrow will love this"...
• Commented on We're all mutants!
  Guess I'm just a spudboy, looking for that real tomato....
• Commented on Baby chicks ground up alive: animal rights video goes viral
  So very very wrong. We need a momonga chaser! http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_koenh1qpws1qzn8r6o1_500.jpg...
• Commented on Two-time turd-spelunker caught peering up from the bottom of pit latrines again
  He should come and live in the UK, the government here would happily shit on him every day from a great height....
• Commented on UK govt proposes idiotic two-strikes-and-you're-out Internet copyright rule
  Mandelson goes on a luxury holiday with Big Media types - we get shafted!...
• Commented on Climate Camp to London cops: We won't tell you where the next camp is because you keep beating the crap out of us
  One of my sons and his girlfriend are attending, all they know so far is a railway station that they'll be gathering at. The UK police have done a great job of educating an entire generation!...
• Commented on Old media tech coverage is stupid. Time to stop biting its ankle and rip out its throat
  "And this week in Click Online, I've discovered a website where you can care for a virtual pony!"...
• Commented on Torchwood, reviewed (Metzger likes it)
  For those not au fait with British politics, the whole thing is an analogy, as if the PM's name (Green) wasn't enough of a clue......
• Commented on Britain will subject everyone who works with kids to multiple, repeated police-checks
  Government ministers aren't to be vetted - they're to be trusted apparently. Why would you not trust someone with multiple homes, a moat and a duck island?...