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• Commented on Goat rentals for clearing brush
  @#15: Why would you clear goat droppings? They don't really smell and they fertilize, and they're hard and dry. Goat poo isn't really very messy....
• Commented on Civil War buff fires cannonball into neighbor's home
  To be fair the neighbor was trying to free all his slaves and take away his states rights....
• Commented on Damning interview with Baby Einstein founder
  They might not be good for babies, but both the Baby Einstein and the Teletubbies are great to watch when you're high....
• Commented on Goat rentals for clearing brush
  The Oregon Extension Service (a program based out of Oregon State University) offers goat "rentals" as well as gardening information, help with canning and preserving, and pretty much any other agriculture related help you can think of....
• Commented on Baby pictures in lost wallets increase the chance they will be returned
  Depends on the kind of pictures of babies. The party van might bring your wallet back to you. Hey, this site dosen't log IP's does it?...
• Commented on Teller and the neuroscience of magic
  That has to be the most effort ever gone into convincing people on your right side that you're a littering chain-smoker with a bunch of pockets who nevertheless keeps cigarettes on his ear....
• Favorited Snarky Amazon reviews for Denon's dumb-ass $500 Ethernet cable on Boing Boing
• Favorited Snarky Amazon reviews for Denon's dumb-ass $500 Ethernet cable on Boing Boing
• Commented on No One Wants to Play Sega with Harrison Ford
  That's because the Master System sucked ass....
• Commented on Women, Know Your Limits.
  It's funny because it's true....
• Commented on Amazon Sells Rape Simulation Game
  I don't get it, this looks like pretty much all of my dates. or Hey, I'm stuck on the fifth level. How do I get Aiko to piss on my chest? Anyone have cheat codes for this?...
• Commented on J & B, Still on the Rox
  I used to watch this program of FSTV years ago....
• Commented on Yoichiro Kawaguchi's fanciful squids
  Clrly dsgnd t rp....
• Commented on You can have sex with the <s>Muji</s> Tenga Egg
  Dear Asians, Sorry to hear about your small dicks via an advertisement for a jack-off aid. I'm sure being good at math and having first access to Nintendo and Playstation titles more than makes up for your incredibly tiny dongs....
• Commented on Ex-staffer: Jobs wandered Apple's halls with "flame thrower" after MobileMe fiasco
  This guy sounds like he has Stockholm Syndrome. Yeah Steve Jobs raped me a few times, but he's a great man and I'm sure I deserved it. Long live the SLA!...
• Commented on A transparent automatic tape dispenser
  Waht Jimkirk said. I got one of these at one of those outlet mall toy stores for something less than three bux. Then I realized I never do any stapling....
• Commented on Boombox wristwatch
  Hmmm, bluetooth and working speakers would make it at least moderately worthwhile....
• Commented on HP fury at Microsoft allowing Vista-Capable stickers on junk
  Is "foretaste" how foreskin is supposed to taste?...
• Commented on Chickens stop rabbits from fighting
  #3 Was the idea of phrasing your dismissal of the video in a format that is pretty much from the 80's SNL cast (David Spade, primarily) kind of meant to be ironic? "I'm going to call this video old and...
• Commented on Chocolate Superheroes
  Vagisil, STAT!...
• Commented on Rock'em Sock'em monks
  So did the Greeks go in the back door?...
• Commented on Google Goatse t-shirt
  #13: You just answered your own question....
• Commented on Lobster Boy plaster hand cast for sale
  Which hand did he abuse his family with?...
• Commented on Google Goatse t-shirt
  : Damn you! I was going to say that....
• Commented on The wacky show rods of Carl Casper
  There is no reason that a stacked blower needs to be superfluous. It is possible, albeit difficult, to synchronize two stacked blowers. There are numerous examples on Youtube and various car forums discussing this. Here is an example of a...
• Commented on Palin's Yahoo email account hacked, contents posted to Wikileaks
  TJIC: http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jOTk11gvqDAgD0cY3i4WjI_2YOxwD938QSNO0 An article discussing her staff's refusal to comply with warrants. http://www.buenosairesnews.net/story/407819 More of the same, with her appointed crony backing it. All you have to do is a simple Google search of Palin "evidence" or "subpoena" and you'll...
• Commented on Palin's Yahoo email account hacked, contents posted to Wikileaks
  To hell with her "right to privacy". She has evaded every legal attempt at disclosure, even deleting archived government documents stored under questionably legal means on another Yahoo! account. Governmental communications are not "private", though they may be deemed "sensitive"...
• Commented on From NYT: Good at approximation? Maybe you are the next math superstar!
  This is kind of what Right-Wingers do when trying to explain societal changes they disagree with: "Why are people getting divorced? Must be gay people." "Why does about half of society disagree with our policy and actions? They hate America,...
• Commented on Review: Axe Detailer Shower Tool (Verdict: I can't believe I like it)
  AXE is a great way for one man to smell like an elevator full of immigrants....
• Commented on Overwrought &euro;3MM watch cuff from Jaeger-LeCoultre
  More marvelous missives from mysterious meta-critic, masquerading mere momentary fashion fiasco from frank finding with wording which wounds while the teeming totality tally tab and await another amazing alliteration. Seriously the original post seemed like it was written by Stan...