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• Commented on Chickens terrified of dried sunflower head
  I'm reminded of Stewie opening a dirty magazine, getting a gander, then throwing it down and blasting it repeatedly with a shotgun....
• Commented on Fangst
  I have something like that except it's for cats. They can climb up and down the levels and hang out. My cats love it, or at least they used to. I haven't seen either of them in it recently....
• Commented on Conservative children's book vilifies Nancy Pelosi
  I suspect that this book isn't so much a children's book as another example of the right wing, or should I say, the wingnuts, to be funny. It's not hard to understand why nobody has figured this out; wingnuts just...
• Commented on Starlings swarming
  Every year, for one afternoon only, about a thousand starlings land in my backyard and strut around, occasionally flying into the air, then settling back down. I don't know why. After a few hours, they're gone. But it's quite a...
• Commented on Man walks into own funeral
  Not a day has gone by in the past twenty years when I haven't yearned to be able to walk into a room and see my family members flee my ostensible coffin and dive out of windows....
• Commented on Teen sex belongs in teen lit
  ...and you are projecting your "teens drink but they don't necessarily get drunk" view onto others. It boils down to whether you believe that the average 15 or 16 year old will drink responsibly or drink irresponsibly. I believe that,...
• Commented on Teen sex belongs in teen lit
  OK everybody get ready to flame me as a Nazi. I drank too much as a teen. There were too many times when I drank until I puked. Too many times when I drove while idiotically drunk. Too many times....
• Commented on Woman escapes handcuffs multiple times
  Hey she's lucky. They might have shot her 29 times like that Haitian guy in New York. People who get tased by the police don't realize how lucky they are not to be pumped full of holes. Yup, lucky, that's...
• Commented on Does the Baby Bust = a Sustainability Boom?
  How many millions of tons of ceramic plates are floating in the Pacific right now?...
• Commented on Video about Guantánamo detainees released without charge
  Sure, we imprison, torture, beat, rape and mutilate for no damn reason, but have you heard about the totalitarian nightmare that public option health insurance will create?...
• Commented on Does the Baby Bust = a Sustainability Boom?
  It won't matter. Example: At the huge Orwellian cube maze where I work, most of the people buy their lunch most days. The amount of waste, most of it plastic or styrofoam, is staggering, when you see the piles and...
• Commented on Bicycle defense kit fits in Altoids tin
  IT'S A MADHOUSE I TELL YOU! A M-M-M-M-A-A-A-A-A-D-D-D-D-HOUSE!...
• Commented on Tickling the Dragon: Nuclear accidents in the US and Russia
  Chernobyl was not a meltdown, it was an explosion. The area around Chernobyl is not "recovering nicely" because some crazy people decide that they'll go ahead and move back into the area. And the glowing core under tons of concrete...
• Commented on Afghanistan: Karzai's drug-dealing bro has been on CIA payroll for 8 years, says NYT
  There's an article in the Oct. 26 of the New York called "The Predator War." It's about our use of drones and missiles to kill people in Afghanistan and Pakistan. One of the problems with this approach (among many) is...
• Commented on Tickling the Dragon: Nuclear accidents in the US and Russia
  Fortunately it is now TOTALLY IMPOSSIBLE for silly accidents to occur. Nuclear energy is totally completely awesomely totally absolutely purely simply totally completely safe....
• Commented on Sikh Holy Men Wearing Spectacularly Large Turbans
  "I got this turban 10 days ago and now I can only walk backwards." "Does this turban make my soul look fat?" "A 6-year-old boy's brother saw him float into the sky in a massive turban"...
• Commented on Woman with dystonia can only walk backwards
  As a world-class research neurologist, I can tell you that, after I've read the Journal of the AMA, Lancet, The Massachussetts Neurological Review, The Journal of Modern Neurology, Neurology Today, Neurology People!, Neurology 'N' You, Easy 15 Minute Recipes for...
• Commented on XKCD v airport security
  @okkent, that's strange, because I've flown out of O'Hare maybe half a dozen times since 9/11, including last month, and I always put my shoes in the bin. And they don't take them out. This is at the United terminal;...
• Commented on Sabotage on the Large Hadron Collider?
  So, a guy walks into a bar with a Large Hadron Collider on his head......
• Commented on Sabotage on the Large Hadron Collider?
  Higgs Boson was going to be my DJ name in the 23rd century, but it appears that idea is now shot all to hell....
• Commented on Pacific ocean "Dead Zone" may be forever
  Meanwhile I read in The Week last week that the Mafia has sunk dozens of ships loaded with nuclear waste in the Mediterranean. Enjoy the party, boys and girls, because it's nighty-night time pretty soon....
• Commented on State Dept offers $2.5 million for hackers to wire the Mid-East and Africa
  This sounds like "Radio Free Cuba" to me....
• Commented on Big sale on vinyl Obama Hope Rebel flag
  @tdawwg, "Not to minimize the horrors of African and African-American slavery down South. But I hate it when the North gets a free pass in the human degradation and exploitation game: it's so completely ahistorical." I agree with your point....
• Commented on Barefoot Burglar, 18, suspected of stealing planes, etc.
  He's going to have that dumb smile wiped off his face very soon. They'd smack his wrist for plowing drunk into another car and killing someone, or date-raping women on spring break, but stealing rich people's toys, that will bring...
• Commented on Moon bombing is bad, for it will make the aliens very angry indeed.
  We are humans from Earth. You have nothing to fear. I think we're gonna like it here....
• Commented on Franken passes law denying fed contracts to companies that support rape of employees
  I told Jeffy boy that he's pond scum, and that I would make a contribution to whoever runs against him. I don't generally believe in an "anybody but him" point of view, but in this case, I'm willing to go...
• Commented on Flag of Benin Empire may be the best flag depicting a decapitation in the history of the world
  I'm going to mod this flag by writing "FART" on one side and "BONER" on the other!...
• Commented on Juvenile dollar-mod
  Thanks for the unnecessary reminder of how immature I am. I will now clean the monitor....
• Commented on Conservapedia proposes de-liberalized Bible
  Here's the part I want to see translated: "Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's." They are gonna kick like a mule at that one....
• Commented on Banned Books Week and "most challenged titles" of 2008!
  I'm not in favor of banning books. That begin said, the "Gossip Girl" series is junk. School library space and budgets are limited. I hope they can do better than that....