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• Commented on Evolution of heavy metal design
  Jerrill: I don't know. Part of the charm of heavy metal is that irony is often an afterthought....
• Commented on Photos of uncomfortable chairs
  Jana Sterbak is disappointed....
• Commented on Big sale on vinyl Obama Hope Rebel flag
  Who cares what brown people feel? I'm entitled to my precioius offensive symbol because, goddammit, I am me....
• Commented on Crowdsourced translation of Moby-Dick into Emoji
  NO....
• Commented on Beer can collection as wall art
  In spanish we say "de tu arte a mi arte prefiero miarte."...
• Commented on Village of Twins
  Twincest....
• Commented on Filmmaker John Hughes has died.
  Check out his writing credits on imdb. That's all I have to say....
• Commented on Hippie weirdo yoga farmers
  Nice tomato, I'll take that for my sandwich....
• Commented on Hippie weirdo yoga farmers
  I am in so much pain....
• Commented on Hippie weirdo yoga farmers
  CAN'T STOP WATCHING....
• Commented on Hippie weirdo yoga farmers
  WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...
• Commented on Video: Henry Rollins vs. The Techno Viking
  Henry Rollins is a standup comedian of the caliber of Carrot Top....
• Commented on Citizen surveillance videos of litter louts
  I think video vigilantes may be as awful people as litterers....
• Commented on Richard Dawkins helps fund atheist summer camp
  haha, someone say KRIPKE....
• Commented on The King is Dead: Lefsetz on the passing of Michael Jackson
  If my epistemic standards were those of a bloated and crippled legal process, I would know nothing. "That's all Michael Jackson was looking for, love." And child rape....
• Commented on Monetizing Emma: a play that marries dumb securities with Jane Austen
  looks awful....
• Commented on Kevin Smith explains what happened to his Superman movie
  Kevin Smith is not a great filmmaker....
• Commented on Woman sends stripper impersonator to highschool reunion as a prank
  This is kind of... what are the words I'm looking for? um... heartbreakingly pathetic. This is just the trailer? Oh man....
• Commented on Black Swan author's rules for living
  At parties, don't keep repeating yourself over and over and over again. Especially if you think your point makes you cleverer than everyone else. (Or so goes my quick summary of The Black Swan). People will think you're annoying....
• Commented on Newspaper headlines of Obama election win, Nov. 5 2008
  #1: I don't think you have the translation quite right. The headline states that a group of people got hit in a restaurant in town. There's still zero mention of Obama, though....
• Commented on Indonesian /C/h/i/n/e/s/e/ schoolgirl flips off old begging woman
  She's clearly flipping off the photographer....
• Commented on Converse designed by UPSO
  Jack (#3): I think Jack Purcellss are supposed to be "softer" than your average Chucks. That said, I own a pair of Jack Purcells from which a couple of eyelets dettached from the fabric just a couple of months into...
• Commented on Best of BBtv: Leslie Hall is gem-tastic
  A few years ago, I thought this persona had the staying power of the smoke in a well-ventilated room. I don't understand how it's managed to stick around for so long....
• Commented on Defunct pizza parlor robot band repurposed for fan music-vids
  BTW, though their version of Hips Don't Lie is a very fine one, it doesn't hold a candle to this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHv3qO_Y8kk...
• Commented on Defunct pizza parlor robot band repurposed for fan music-vids
  Deja Vu: http://www.boingboing.net/2008/07/04/video-documentary-on.html...
• Commented on Laughter-triggered muscle weakness
  If this happens far away enough from a Hospital, you may get airlifted by the ROFLCOPTER for medical attention....
• Commented on How to give yourself elf ears
  Oh wait, it's gnomes that go on lawns....
• Commented on How to give yourself elf ears
  Anything that will give you an advantage in this economy towards a career in landscaping, I guess....
• Commented on Goldfish with pierced lip
  Even if I grant that fish are bioautomatons, thereby canceling the cruelty objection, this can only be evaluated as the work of a bored, and complete, moron....
• Commented on Spammers discuss breaking Craigslist verification system
  I'd like to find out how many of those comments are SPAM....