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• Commented on Steorn's Orbo free energy system on display
  Heh! What's the difference between the Orbo and a banana? I can get energy from a banana....
• Commented on Blondie - We Three Kings Music Video (2009)
  Steve Morse used to use a guitar kind of like that, but I think he made it himself....
• Commented on Gibberish rock song written by Italian composer to sound like English
  Hmmm...Luke White's comment did say it was written in 1972. Perhaps this isn't the first recording. Heh! Your BB handle is an anagram of mine....
• Commented on Proof that goats cannot be trusted
  bboyneko: Well, consider me corrected. In my defense, I looked up the plural before I submitted my comment, and octopi was in the dictionary. Plus, my teacher says it's correct, and she has an L.S.D. in etymology. ;-)...
• Commented on Proof that goats cannot be trusted
  Arkizzle, maybe slithybrilig wants to know why a goat ended up with the eyes of Satan, and not a koala or a tree sloth. Is there any soup left?...
• Commented on Proof that goats cannot be trusted
  I don't think it's fair to lump octopi in with these evil goats. Evil? Nah! I will concede that they're mischievous, always stealing my coconuts....
• Commented on Proof that goats cannot be trusted
  Back in the 90's a guy who lived across the street from my grandparents (in Grant Park, close to downtown Atlanta) kept a goat in his yard, which kept breaking free of its tether and coming over to eat my...
• Commented on Bed gun rack
  Tall order. We do love our othering. :-)...
• Commented on Fantastically strange cake sculptures
  Body of Christ, blood of Christ...um, head of Christ?...
• Commented on Dark-skinned nativity scene angers conservatives in Verona
  Il troll ovvio è ovvio? :-)...
• Commented on Haagen Dazs opens no-Indians-allowed store in Delhi
  That would be our constant State of Panic....
• Commented on "Unicorn Taxidermy: MAKE ME AN OFFER"
  Well, *my* doctor recommends at least three servings of banana irony per day. ;D...
• Commented on "Unicorn Taxidermy: MAKE ME AN OFFER"
  Reborn as a unicorn...reincornation?...
• Commented on "Unicorn Taxidermy: MAKE ME AN OFFER"
  Now I'm picturing a unicorn chasing its own tail....
• Commented on Photographer beaten, detained in London for being "cocky" to policeman who implies she is a terrorist
  As I see it, the point is that allowing them to get away with this kind of aggression, without taking a stand and at least trying to hold them accountable for their actions, is police-state enabling. I salute her for...
• Commented on Man returns library book due in 1955
  Hah!...
• Commented on Photographer beaten, detained in London for being "cocky" to policeman who implies she is a terrorist
  Metronicity and Lobster: Where do you guys draw the line? Should she also have smiled constantly and said "sir?" Should she have just gotten down and licked their boots to avoid a beating?...
• Commented on Santa Claus banned from visiting locked-up children in UK asylum detention centre
  They were just scoping out the joint, hatching a plan. I look forward to the next headline: "Santa Claus Frees Captive Children!"...
• Commented on Dr Peter Watts, Canadian science fiction writer, beaten and arrested at US border
  Oh, and to comment more directly on the post, I hope Peter recovers quickly, physically and otherwise....
• Commented on Dr Peter Watts, Canadian science fiction writer, beaten and arrested at US border
  "resisting arrest" (on no charge) Ugh. I'm one of those "smart-ass, self-important left-wing liberals," to quote the 13 year old, who is of the opinion that a charge of "resisting arrest," after the cops find out you were innocent of...
• Commented on Ukrainian student killed by exploding chewing gum
  Fett@29: I can't believe I didn't think of him! :-) Anon@28: Haha! I used to listen to that when I was a kid....
• Commented on Calf with a cross on its head
  "Only the true Messiah denies his bovinity!"...
• Commented on Calf with a cross on its head
  Calf-olic or cattle-prodestant?...
• Commented on Calf with a cross on its head
  Haha!...
• Commented on Calf with a cross on its head
  Fortunately, my religious tolerance is exceeded only by my lactose tolerance....
• Commented on Calf with a cross on its head
  Hah! Let's all udder a little prayer....
• Commented on Calf with a cross on its head
  Will the cow's milk be pastor-ized?...
• Commented on Calf with a cross on its head
  I'd love to have a cat with that kind of facial marking, just so I can name him/her Godwin. To be fair, some of those cats look more like Charlie Chaplin, or maybe Douglas Fairbanks, Jr....
• Commented on Weird old ad for dishwasher: "A 10-Year-Old Can Do It Blindfolded!"
  For some strange reason, this ad makes me think of the set of Forbidden Planet. Maybe it's the tint of the sky in the background or something. So maybe that's Dr. Morbius' daughter when she was 10, and the dishwasher...
• Commented on The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon
  Hilarious! I noticed in the credits that the last name of the main character is Cucchiaio, which means "spoon" in Italian. Of course, when I read this post, I thought of this dialogue from "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves": (After...