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• Commented on It's healthy for kids to get dirty
  A rousing 'Duh!' from this corner of the peanut gallery. Of course, being part of the last generation on a family farm, I'm sure I ingested my peck of dirt quite early, such as being set in a box on...
• Commented on Placenta fluid massage to treat soccer player's injury
  And he can give his child their very own placenta teddy bear. http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=45077...
• Commented on Life Lessons from the Vogelkop Bowerbird
  Ah! That explains my success at courting.......
• Commented on Photos of a furless bear
  She's embearrassed...
• Commented on Praying mantis in my backyard
  Or he's off to hunt big game: http://www.birdwatchersdigest.com/site/backyardbirds/hummingbirds/mantis-hummer.aspx?sc=birdwireJul2005...
• Commented on Arthur Goldwag on the queen of the "birther" movement
  Damnit!1 I knew it! Obama's about to be outed as a Hawaiian Monarchist Sympathizer and intends to cede our country to the decendents of Queen Liliuokalani!...
• Commented on Portraits of child beauty pageant participants
  A brick wall... a brick wall... I must think of a brick wall... a brick wall... I must think of a brick wall... a brick wall... brick wall... I must think of a brick wall... It's almost half past eight......
• Commented on Web Zen: goth zombie monster a-go-go zen
  Zombie apocalypse with hot dogs http://www.pbase.com/josefiend/zombie...
• Commented on La-Z-Boy in drunk driving debacle headed for eBay, "Hell Yeah It's Fast" sticker included
  They should have tarted it up as a DARE vehicle....
• Commented on NSFW Science: Fruit Bat Fellatio
  I see an Ig Noble recipient......
• Commented on Witches on drugs
  as mentioned yesterday on cracked.com: "Some historians say the practitioners of witchcraft were using hallucinogenic plants like mandrake and belladonna to perform their "magic," and even believe they were flying. Such drugs work best when applied to the thin skin...
• Commented on Goat rentals for clearing brush
  also the star of Pemco Insurance's 'We're a Lot Like You" ad campaign. http://www.werealotlikeyou.com/ (Flash site - Profile #80)...
• Commented on Thrashing, mad, metal: the art of Double Fine's <em>Brütal Legend</em>
  Six String Samuari, anyone? "Bow down to the power of Heavy Metal!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVyLsgGZ0jw...
• Commented on Zombie/Scooby Doo mashup illo
  then there is the one-off 'Groovy and the Gang' from Venture Bros: http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=e4e0510032430cb5d73a700b4611ba1d...
• Commented on Sikh Holy Men Wearing Spectacularly Large Turbans
  The higher the hair, the closer to god? http://www.dankimball.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/hair_1_2.jpg...
• Commented on Quiz: Donald Judd, Or Cheap Furniture?
  100% My Ikea-fu is strong....
• Commented on Sabotage on the Large Hadron Collider?
  http://www.viruscomix.com/page382.html...
• Commented on The woman who can't stop orgasming
  More on the wiring of the brain and sex, including spontaneous orgasms: http://discovermagazine.com/2009/oct/10-where-does-sex-live-in-brain-from-top-to-bottom...
• Commented on One small step for a clown, one giant leap for clownkind.
  He can mime "I'm stuck in a vacuum without a spacesuit"......
• Commented on Atheists who'll take in your pets after the Rapture
  @31 - The lion will lay down with the lamb - you just have to get a new lamb every so often....
• Commented on Atheists who'll take in your pets after the Rapture
  In case of Rapture, I'll be driving your car and looting your house....
• Commented on Breast implant serial numbers used to identify murder victim
  Yes, it was used in a CSI Vegas plot line to ID a victim....
• Commented on Ariel: post-apocalyptic sword-and-sorcery adventure that rocked my world
  Ha - I remember that book - A good read. Maybe I'll have to find it to pass on to my stepdaughter....
• Commented on Iraq: Honored female soldiers tell their own stories.
  Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man? Vasquez: No. Have you?...
• Commented on Periodic Table sweater
  Looks like something Rick Nielsen would wear......
• Commented on Is this spot on Google Earth a clandestine Burmese nuke facility?
  Top secret Burmese Olympic Synchronized Swimming Team traning facility....
• Commented on Accused Florida man says his cat downloaded child porn, not him.
  The trouble is, you have to catch the cat in the act and get them with the spray bottle right when they're downloading the pron, or else they'll never learn....
• Commented on Injections of soil bacteria make mice happy
  Apparently it has had no positive effect on the hateful woman who has repeatedly accosted my girlfriend and her daughter for 'trespassing' when they have been walking through the neighborhood community garden.......
• Commented on You get better results asking for stuff when you talk to the right ear
  Heh - in my case it's just due to chronic hearing loss in my left ear from heavy equipment.......
• Commented on Pool rules at Florida condo complex
  how about a no tampon rule? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aF6rFpyXwbY...