Chris Tucker

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• Commented on Abstinence-only rappers sing about the "Christian Side Hug"
  Max Headroom called. He wants his background returned to him at Network XXIII....
• Commented on New Disney princess movie sounds pretty good
  FYI, in the first Tinkerbell direct to DVD movie, turns out Tink is a hacker/maker. She comes right out and says it: "I'm a tinker, and tinkers fix things. That's what we do." And then she does it, too! Damn...
• Commented on Photographs of residents in their tiny flats in Hong Kong's oldest public housing estate
  The US used to have something similar, They were called single room occupancy hotels. (ref. Elwood Blues' building/room) A lot of them were demolished to make way for upscale condos. The people that lived in the SROs were tossed into...
• Commented on Mishap at the Electrical Substation
  At one point, you can see Sylvester about to eat Tweety. Screen grab from some years ago....
• Commented on Library workers fired for colluding to keep graphic novel from being checked out by 11-year old girl
  "Mr. Moore, would you autograph my DVD of Watchmen Babies?"...
• Commented on Peter Bagge comic about Ayn Rand
  Oh, and of course, swallowing the whole Free Market BS leads to insane crap like this: The Scourge of Public Libraries, wherein the author compares being on a waiting list for a movie from the public library to a "Soviet...
• Commented on Peter Bagge comic about Ayn Rand
  ZOMG! A CHE T shirt! MURDERER! If ONLY Che had been given Spanish translations of The Thoughts of Chairman Rand, he'd have realized the Inerrant Truths of Capitalism and the Free Market! And HIRED professional thugs to kill all those...
• Commented on Tell the FCC to say no to Hollywood's insane "Selectable Output Control" kill-switch
  coax out from cable box to coax in on tv tuner card in your Myth TV box. Make TV your bitch, not the other way around....
• Commented on Freemasonry, Dan Brown, and the New New Age
  "but it's not the job of a pulp novelist to expose the shining truth." Exactly right. The Dan Brown books are pulp adventures. ANY one of them could have had Doc Savage or The Shadow or Indiana Jones as the...
• Commented on 20-year old Iraqi woman dies; father ran her over for being too Westernized
  Religion: Nothing more than an affiliation of delusional psychotics with a tax exempt letter from the IRS. Christian, Muslim, Jew. "Must not anger the Invisible Sky Monster, it'll kill me!"...
• Commented on Arthur Goldwag on the queen of the "birther" movement
  "My Friends, Future events such as these will affect us all... IN THE FUTURE!" bioqubit's grandfather, Criswell. Looks like the grandkid inherited granddaddy's gift for making shit up, and poorly, too....
• Commented on Dr. Sketchy's Roadshow
  When they get around to the live action Venture Brothers series, D.D. up there is a shoe in to portray Molotov Cocktease! (Spoiler. As far as I know, there are NO PLANS for a live action Venture Brothers series.)...
• Commented on Police veteran critiques TSA procedure
  "Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho, it's off to work I go!" That's not YooHoo in that brown paper bag....
• Commented on Police veteran critiques TSA procedure
  " mdh | #10 | 08:02 on Fri, Oct.30 | Reply Report Why should the TSA take criticism from the police?" Because the police have centuries of collective experience in law enforcement and crime prevention, perhaps? "Is crime prevention the...
• Commented on Identical tract houses after 50 years of personalization
  Your property "values" are my concern exactly how? If enough people have eccentric-looking houses, and drive down property "values", your property tax goes down, too. Considering the current housing market, trust fund hipsters might be the only ones with enough...
• Commented on Bees That Drink Human Tears
  I'll see your tear drinking bees and raise you the BAT EATING TITS OF HUNGARY!...
• Commented on Civil War buff fires cannonball into neighbor's home
  For the better part of 100 years, the Rhode Island State House had a Civil War cannon on display. The cannon had a cannon ball stuck in the muzzle. Well, one day, someone read the dairy account of one of...
• Commented on 86-year-old WWII vet on gay marriage: "What do you think I fought for in Omaha Beach?"
  "I, (NAME), do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will...
• Commented on Props of Mad Men
  A modular telephone handset and a pair of pantyhose DID find their way into Mad Men, but for the most part, they've done a fine job in keeping it accurate to the times....
• Commented on The magic of Japanese space-saving products
  Two great suggestions from maxoid and jco about the needed "lazy susan" turntable. Seems like the hardest part of the woodworking/carpentry would be routing the slots for the shelves and sides. And with the right blade in a table saw,...
• Commented on The magic of Japanese space-saving products
  The revolving bookcase would be easy to build. The HARDEST part would be finding a "lazy susan" turntable mount that couls handle the weight of all the books. Make the bottom stand a little bigger so that the corners of...
• Commented on Access Copyright tells Canadian gov't: no home TV recording, no ripping music, no moving old ebooks to new readers
  When MythTV is outlawed in Canada, only Canadian outlaws will have MythTV!...
• Commented on Boing Boing guest blogger: Connie Choe!
  "El Scorcho As a dorky half-Korean, half-Japanese girl who loves BoingBoing..." You had me at "dorky"....
• Commented on Funktionide hints at the future of body pillows
  After their show was canceled, Gloop and Gleep turned to the oldest profession in order to pay the bills. We'll return to "Where are they now" after these messages....
• Commented on Man with transplanted hands heads home
  "What if the person they belonged to before was a serial masturbating nose picker? Then the hands will thank the heavens for this turn of events. (BTW can you imagine how hard it is to do both at the same...
• Commented on The original IBM Thinkpad
  Yes! I am so getting one of these from the logo website....
• Commented on IT Crowd comes back for a fourth season!
  @#23: NBC already did, with Richard reprising his role as Moss. Made one pilot episode. NOT picked up for a series....
• Commented on @BBVBOX: recent guest-tweeted web video picks (boingboingvideo.com)
  Sweet Jeebus. Get the production crew for Tosh.0 to the dip shit's trailer STAT! This MUST be documented in its native habitat! There are questions that MUST BE ANSWERED! Such as: Favorite Hot Pocket? Clean up much? Indoor Plumbing: Yes/No/whuzzat?...
• Commented on Are Muslim Women Oppressed? Ask One
  It matters not to me if my neighbor chooses to wear 20 headscarves, one headscarf or none at all. It neither breaks my leg nor picks my pocket. (With apologies to Thomas Jefferson)...
• Commented on An oral history of Over the Edge, "The greatest teen rebellion movie of all time"
  "The out of print soundtrack is available as a torrent (with the film) via Pirate Bay." Why, yes! Yes it is! Thank you....